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Ct4z2S7MhiA | [Music] [Music] no you [Music] sleep when you're dead [Music] so [Music] wow wild west start we're hot we're [EXPLICIT] hot right now we're hot you got to start wow wow we're very hot right now you got to start god dude guys people can't see my penis shorts i'm wearing some pretty short shorts myself but i just [EXPLICIT] i told you last night i shut target down hard as hell dude i might be strictly a good fellow bro the good value we're a good yeah no good fellow yeah i know this brand oh yeah i strictly wear a good fellow dude these shorts 15 bucks i got every single color oh you look good they're just sweat shorts dude they're sweatpants but shorts i think always one of these you actually kind of look stylish because like 90s [EXPLICIT] is in style right now is it really yeah you are unironically in style it's gym shorts these this is gym uniform i saw these shorts and i'm like this is catholic school gym catholic school gym uniform i bought a ton of pairs of them and i have a pair of white shorts in these that i particularly enjoy i like them a lot you must really be showing in those that's a nice presentation what's that white pack white shorts oh you're tired bulge your penis yes your penis and testosterone do you should see it's crazy dude the white when the light bounces off it it's like dude i'd like to someone stopped me the other day and i was like dude the [EXPLICIT] up with you what they said they're like dude what the hell is going on with your dick dude chill yeah well this didn't happen to me i don't know [Laughter] we're [EXPLICIT] we are on the same page today no we're going we're [EXPLICIT] fine we're [EXPLICIT] we that's good no that didn't happen shane i'm lying we got we got two links last night that was the problem we got you and me reviving so hard it felt good dude it did it's been a while since we vibed dude it was and i forgot how fun that was to go out and dude it was like you know how like like dude today i had a [EXPLICIT] brutal hangover moving all of my [EXPLICIT] in 96 degree heat whatever it was today [EXPLICIT] just [EXPLICIT] hungover feeling shitty but i had so much fun last night the whole time i was like yeah that was sick though [EXPLICIT] that's the best god damn [EXPLICIT] beanbags [Laughter] i [EXPLICIT] fluffed your beans for you i think you on fly you can't have control you can't have full control sure this is what the [EXPLICIT] happens this is [EXPLICIT] we're in a [EXPLICIT] old insane asylum yeah technically in the outside of philadelphia in beanbags yeah man this wasn't he's done his historic building you're out of your gourd oh yeah well this is close this is close yeah you've you've slept here a couple times no i haven't slept yet i was gonna say it'd be spooky as [EXPLICIT] dude you know what it would be very i don't know if i can handle it no what i have no i'm proud of myself i have not fapped in here i've never fapped in this place it's a nice thing it is nice now you gotta keep that streak going i'm definitely keeping it going dude before you close the lights off like cheers true just i mean i could have caught like i'm telling you dude i get like like i will go so long without releasing that i'll just it'll like hurt right here i'll get like a pain i don't come until like it hurts and i'm like all right i should just decide to release get this out of me oh you know it was sick when i went to [Music] i uh i hadn't done the road in a couple weeks and i had so i've i lived with my girlfriend so i haven't been yeah using pornography sure i rarely use pornography and then i hit the [EXPLICIT] a hotel [EXPLICIT] whack off it's so fun dude when you lay off the porn for just a couple weeks yeah and then you hit one by yourself you don't need to you don't need to worry about performance yeah with your girlfriend you don't need to worry about your sexual performance you get to just lay back and whack off yeah just wack holes if you have to lay back and visit the master dude you have to lay back and visit the master dude who knows what you really like you are you're you're a master at that point you actually are your own master the lotion the towels that's you like yeah that's another time i'm usually not a big lotion guy but in the hotel i'll get [EXPLICIT] sloppy [Laughter] yeah it's been big it's been pretty cool eight or nine tabs of videos of independent films going and all types of independent films you just you don't even know which one you want to release to that's yeah dude there's if i'm like i've been off the porn pretty hard and it's like every now and again you fire it up you say you know what man i'm gonna fire up dude it's like the body feeling i get when i know if i haven't watched porn forever and i know i'm about to fire it up i get like i don't like drool but i get like real like like an amped up body like i'm like this yeah dude no it's like a relapsing thing it feels like yeah it feels like relapsing yeah you're drinking or something yeah if you ever you've got the bean correct dude i don't gotta leave my back you gotta recline the beans you recline my bean which is it's these are the biggest beans too these these are big joes that's when you know you've got a problem what when you've outgrown beans i think i think you're just a man well these aren't straight beans i mean they have chair form it's not straight circular ball beans true dude i've been sleeping i i spend a lot of i'm not bragging i spend a lot of time on beans i have these really nice like full length you've seen my you're not a brag that's fine yes it's full body once you get like laying down just fall down on them i have one of those next to my maya's bed so like when she wakes up in the middle of the night i me and her lay on this big bean bag dude i i've clocked like double digits that's really good last week oh man it's just very sweet that is sweet before i was laying on my daddy oh yeah your daughter loved memories her whole life of listening to your show remember one night seeing you [EXPLICIT] ass naked in a rocking chair that's there's a point there's a point terrifying you have to dude you have to stop being naked around them it's so hard to stop i don't know well you're naked a lot i'm rarely i'm not yeah if you're not naked a lot it's not hard to stop it would be pretty i'm making yeah i'm making you're naked you get home you the clothes come up yeah sleep man yeah pretty much dude as soon as my baby's better i got my airbnb it was just my uh the lady let me in and gave me a tour of the airbnb at like 9 00 p.m really it was very odd it was nothing sexual i'm not saying that that sounds a little bit like an independent film no it does sound like the beginning of an independent film like that real estate one you're watching yeah property i think i've seen i've seen a couple of those are my favorites and there's some hot really yeah sundance or whatever yeah the guy's like hey i gotta film for my boss i gotta check out the house i'll give you five g's if you know we'll settle this deal right now yeah she really wants to sell it i'm pretty sure that's like real life i think that's what we always do definitely i think yeah i think i heard you bring this up once i'm sure we had this exactly yeah yeah that that's what they actually oh excuse me at a certain point the house is on the market too long they'll just [EXPLICIT] you this is the patriot no the uh the focus is like oh yeah so we get inside she takes her shoes off and she's wearing a [EXPLICIT] mask and she was like she's great she's very sweet uh but she's like took her shoes off take your mask i was like do you want me to take my shoes off too she's like yeah if you could do that every time then oh wow she wants us to not wear shoes in the airbnb really guess what lady yeah they're just stomping yeah you gotta keep your sneakers up um then when i got in there there was a kamala harris book on the [EXPLICIT] counter really yeah who the [EXPLICIT] would buy that you've got to be a real dude there's no chance she read that no nobody read that [EXPLICIT] book no it's like well my time is district of course it's like who gives a [EXPLICIT] oh dude it's it's crazy she's yeah she's check how many books jill biden sold this is a pretty fun fact really she wrote a book and like 200 copies got sold really jb joe jill his wife did you hear it she sold 250 books dude did you hear about how what yeah i think i might have sold more books in here over the overlook is significantly more popular i think so i think they're so significantly more popular fluff it up like call amazon and say listen we don't just fluff up make sure this doesn't get out yeah dude yeah really well a lot of times what they end up doing is they'll buy a bunch of their books so how did they not buy their own copy yeah you buy your own cop exactly and you put it in the bag so it is astonishing that 250 people are that [EXPLICIT] dumb that they went out and bought a [EXPLICIT] jill biden book i mean i can't imagine i can't imagine how [EXPLICIT] bored you are did you hear kamala harris had that big thing where she took a picture for vogue magazine and she wore like like like cool like casual clothes and like people like the first lady shouldn't wear that and she just switched her whole outfit and i was like i'll wear like a hillary clinton suit it was a scandal it was one of her first scandal wait which one kamal harris okay so they were like the vice president shouldn't be wearing like chucks yeah she tried to be like cool in cash and people were like the first lady shouldn't be dressed like that yeah so she like apologized and put on like a [EXPLICIT] jetson suit it was like is this better and people are like much better there's people out there who saw that were like i remember they were mad at obama for wearing a suit it's also funny because the democrats are always like remember but remember like because it was during trump when every day was like a wild controversy yeah like remember the biggest [EXPLICIT] up under obama was him wearing a tan suit it's like i don't know i remember some other ones obama obama did some other things oh yeah remember when they lost all those guns yeah in mexico remember when they were trying to give chapito ak-47s and they ended up yeah losing them yeah did the zetas get their hands on him they all did they just killed a bunch of people with them and gaddafi got hit gaddafi poor gaddafi dude he did him dirty man they really did him dirty they really did they let him speak in front of the whole u.n like nah dude tell us about your [EXPLICIT] little green story he had a little green book i tried to read it it was unreadable yeah it sucked he was a little whacked yeah i was like this is this guy might be on something is he like a pan-african guy did he want africa to [EXPLICIT] unite i think so probably under his rule which is a sick way to be nice i think a little bit but i think also his role was basically in keeping migrants he was the stop gap for like european countries italy and greece were like paying him off to basically stop letting him basically keep did like put in detention like the central africans trying to come in to uh and then he died and you know they don't have a guy doing that no more so he was trying to keep him he was trying to keep he was the last he was basically mexico yeah it was mexico immigrants yeah but um wasn't he was it in the [EXPLICIT] can't get you out of my head guy adam curtis wasn't he in the adam curtis talk or one of them probably about how like the us was kind of just using him i mean obviously the whole time and he like they made him take credit for like a terrorist attack or they blamed him they just blamed him and he was like okay sick and i'll be like yeah i'm the bad guy yeah i am powerful yeah and then he didn't do it and the u.s knew that and then they were like i don't know dude imagine you're killing dude he was a penny what i'm saying like your people yeah and they cut another country poisons like your entire nation's mind against you and then they come and you they murder you yeah you're chilling you're doing it like dude people apparently people loved him you know again from what i've seen i don't know maybe he did some bad stuff but like he probably did some bad stuff but yeah you're in the middle east ruin you're doing a couple things yeah you're gonna [EXPLICIT] around but yeah dude you got your whole country gets turned or i think there's always they just identify people who don't like them they're like yeah well yeah yeah we agree so they did they got saddam were we talking about that with louis on the podcast with saddam getting hung yeah i think we did i think we might have some guys screaming just yeah screaming dudes you get [EXPLICIT] hungry and he said he said shut up to a guy before we get hungry that's pretty cool about to get hung and a dude's like [EXPLICIT] you you're just like shut the [EXPLICIT] up dude he's a real charmer the guy who had to watch him in jail wrote a whole article about just you know who he was watching saddam and just say you know yeah just kidding he was a real he could he's a sweet talker he'd ask he'd find out about your family and remember their names he loves cigars he was like uh he was just uh you remember your families dude yeah he would go get them if you started actually true yeah he was quite the list man you ever watched you ever see the video of him like taking power no and making and he's like here are the here are the traitors yeah then he made the other guys execute those dudes yes you showed that's how you get you showed me that that's powerful [EXPLICIT] yeah that was in the netflix dog it's like that's like a tactic like a very good business tactic yeah make your subordinates kill each other day one yeah squig games total swag games arab squad games true damn yeah dude but yeah joe biden's book was probably the book was a [EXPLICIT] dude all she had to write about was like yeah i actually knew he she probably met saddam hussein couldn't sell 200 copies she should be like i sucked his dick yeah sucks it up she went like full [EXPLICIT] literature like oh that one yeah it'd be funny when she wrote like instead of like a presidential type [EXPLICIT] if it was like like chelsea like hey vodka it's [Laughter] the thing me i was getting my [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] oh hey well butrin it's me jill biden yes uh yeah she should have outed her son she should have just destroyed yeah oh she destroyed her she should've done tell all on hunter dude she should start she should be like yo my husband definitely molest kids i have proof in my book trying to sell this book she needs to get part two going yes she's dude you should [EXPLICIT] ghost write it i might yo you'd be good at that ghost writing joe biden's book you did the [EXPLICIT] that pence video you made years ago was fantastic you could write a you could write a fan fiction yes it's not a bad idea you could write a biography for jill biden or hunter i'm one of those guys hunter would be so sick 100 yeah but hunter had to write a nice guy a bio 400 as hunter would be so [EXPLICIT] i'd be pretty tired yeah dude i was doing crack though like you'd be good at it you're good at writing on behalf of those types of guys thank you i might i wanted to write the mike pence biography i want to write a personal just totally made up stuff don't do any research i don't even know what state he's from what state's he from ohio iowa india you're [EXPLICIT] right he's yeah he's one of those ioes what did his father do how many siblings did pence have probably four who's his favorite he was very close to one of them right his sister i don't know all i know is indiana and he's brother paul no no no i'm i'm trying to help with the ghost writing process i mean you got to paint a picture paul pants yeah i don't know dude i'm telling you i actually changed his name though it's short he's shorting it from pencil there's an elvis island michael pencil eddie yeah and he he is not gay including that throughout the bible by the way a guy tried to [EXPLICIT] put a hit on me and i said no it should be like his early years are just constantly fending off like homosexual advances uh the whole time in indiana just yeah two boys in a corn field just keep playing and suck his dick chapped hands and their jean jackets just kind of like it's cold out here pencil off me dude i'm trying to run a [EXPLICIT] office you can't be out here eating your ass in the corner [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] sucking guys out here in this cornfield it is cold ass frigid weather well i gotta [EXPLICIT] your ass in this [EXPLICIT] cold ass cornfield it is it can get too cold for a [EXPLICIT] did you ever have sex outside in the winter no i did it in high school dude it was the weirdest thing in the world that's crazy i had sex in the winter time outside in high school how cold it was like a park it was freezing yeah there was definitely some foolishness at parks in the cold it was so cold certainly i don't know why i did that it was the dumbest thing ever i remember just being like this is the dumbest thing although i will say you know how like when it's winter time you hop into jacuzzi when it's winter time and you slide up in dude it's cold wow wow yeah that's got to be nice yeah that's pretty the warmth goes from there throughout your whole body the warmth that's real it's actually kind of nice that's sweet yeah the warmth of your love making it was pretty nice did you orgasm oh of course how did you orgasm yeah oh yeah for sure in the night neighborhood no it was like a park it was like okay raw that was a big roll bro nice high school i was actually good i was good about condoms in high school yeah they scared you when you're a kid well you're gonna get [EXPLICIT] well aids was still a thing while we were kids i was aids is like really because you guys went to nice school they didn't tell you oh yeah you were in new york with the boys yeah yeah they told us about age you were in you were in boy heaven yeah art watching didn't say anything only our teachers ever mentioned aids throughout my high school and grade school once yeah well it was the generation before like people in their 40s 50s really really got scared about it but i can't imagine they even tell kids anymore because it's like it's pretty taken care of yeah yeah it's on outside of commercials non-stop yeah prep is [EXPLICIT] aids commercials on tv now really yeah pretty often i want to see that that's pretty sick i want to get the original hiv vaccine the vaccine i'm going to get that see what it does or just get the original virus dude no i want to get that back against hiv don't get aids and don't [EXPLICIT] prevent it just get it and let it [EXPLICIT] you up oh and let it go to every podcast you're dying pretty quick i think i could probably be dates just do it as a gag for the pocket just slowly disintegrate that'd be funny it'd be really funny actually like you know start wearing like turtlenecks and being appreciated oh scabby that would stink that'd be sad that that is sad it is sad it's sad that the boys got [EXPLICIT] rabbits all the most beautiful guys in the in the world just slowly and they were having melting [EXPLICIT] fun blast dude it was wild fun yeah there must have been so many times but guys can you believe we're having this much fun look guys this will never end this is the best if the five of us loved [EXPLICIT] each other's asses it would be non-stop like dude if we were in here right now there would be no podcast that's for sure i mean my problem my thing is so [EXPLICIT] too oh god i have so much attitude you would have so much dear i'd have the poster like dear lord please help all my friends be fatter than me i saw a gay guy i had that poster it was a kitten with its calls like this you think so the kitten with his paws said dear lord please like basically all my friends fatter than me i was like dude what a beast i wonder how how would that age though like if we were like a gay five piece like a gay five-piece house is [EXPLICIT] yeah but like i'd be so jealous though do you think so if i saw someone putting their hands on you without me oh man that would be yeah farm [EXPLICIT] think of our milky thighs slapping dude dude our vein would be tracing each other's veins through our [EXPLICIT] eyes all day but how would that age once you get in like your 50s like what would you do i think the boys keep partying yeah living party oh you just find younger boys yeah then you you get bank so you can go get younger hotter boys and the party never yeah you bring them in dude you if you oh my god if all of us were like yo let's put our heads together and pull our money for like to get trapped younger hotter boys easily i think that's the whole like fire island really even money every summer catch them true yeah we'd go rogue on this and really start capturing some boys if there's five of five dudes working together we could accomplish a lot and we could do a lot 19 dudes did 9 11. true would be funny though to penetrate you know no pun intended depend like to like go undercover as a hetero guy yeah but to see if you could get like the full inner workings but you just never would put out though inner workings of what the homosexual community yeah and just kind of like just get like i don't know if it's like a crime syndicate yeah but like to see like what the bro downs like they get like full set up with the brother the party's [EXPLICIT] nice dude i think there's i think there's parts it's got to be the best party possible no broads just you and blow how long do you think you could get away with not putting out though like nah not tonight not tonight i think that could be a king you could be honest party what do you think i think it would be a bit of a kink that you you could be the guy who doesn't put out i think they could actually like that yeah if you twist it the right way i think party one someone's on your ass dude well this is why you have to go into the community that's why you have to get in there because you don't know but you can undercover [EXPLICIT] pretending to be gay all night would be so fun he's not doing anything gay all right honey yeah all night long just being [EXPLICIT] to guys [EXPLICIT] as hell dude are you kidding me with those clothes on you could never i want to do that you think we'd be passable that's the moment that's the like the undercover moment where like you're a cop yeah and then you have to like you actually have to do something sexual to like prove that would you do that you're not a cop true would you gag on your own fingers i would be like i'm not gay or i am gay [Laughter] you think that would work oh okay you guys would be like oh you think i'm a cop he's one of us oh for sure do you think they like what type of dude what type of [EXPLICIT] talk would you say like say all right say you're at the gay bar you're being [EXPLICIT] dude a guy like burke comes up and says [EXPLICIT] yes you're broken brett comes up and says hey hi cool moves man i like your moves and then what are you going to say back to him great dancing it's really you couldn't handle these moves on and i had to walk away and i would come after i'd say i'd love to try whoa and i would stop taught me my tracks there we go you go what's your name yeah yeah yeah yeah you're not like the rest of these guys what's your name yeah oh you're bold you're from around here are you no i'm buying you a high noon oh and i'm not taking no for an answer oh yeah um i just would end up i think that that would all happen you'd end up just like getting blacking out and kissing a guy you become the life the donnie brasco thing or like those undercover guys who like join the neo-nazi gangs and then like just kind of start getting into traffic guns and like doing meth and stuff like you'd get into it and you you did it so you'd call your wife at night you're like i gotta get out of this i i'm in too deep but like you kind of love it yes that's true you're in the community now did you see uh i like it did you watch white lotus you didn't see i think i didn't see the end did you know why i saw where i heard the review the what the one about the father oh that was very i think that's that's the only uh non-independent film [EXPLICIT] i've ever seen dude that's what i'm saying bro you don't see the [EXPLICIT] but you see settling dude men yes yes a guy talking a younger employee and eating is that type of filth into this dude it was it was jar like because i was like oh they're gonna be like making out you walk in the reveal because they're like they're in there like he's like making this younger like male employee take his shirt off he's like giving him drugs and stuff and he's like we're gonna have a lot of fun and then they cut to like some other guy who's like walking in the office and they open it up and this guy is just getting his ass eaten and hit by a dude with a mustache and it's just like what the it's wild would you either guys ask sean yeah no even if you he was your employer you're an older guy you looked up to you know the guy i worked for and paid your way how much money uh you've probably like uh i do under a milli for sure you guys asked in a million yeah yeah [EXPLICIT] and you're all jacked up any drug you like yeah you're numb kind of like drunk [EXPLICIT] you told me you were doing a bunch of cocaine with your friends that's not what i said mr mrs gardenia shawn's been doing cocaine at the beach why would you say i haven't been to the beach dudes off season you go down the beach in the winter john goes to the beach in the winter and does cocaine that's true john's been going down to the beach with his buddies and doing cocaine desolate cold beaches yeah that's not true mrs gardini shawn's been doing cocaine shane's lying ma you know he's a comedian he's doing a joke i think you scared him straight no more of that stuff might have been talking to him you need it all right and i'll do that thanks man what with the fentanyl and all that we don't need that unless you want to eat a good didn't that guy just died which guy a lot of guys there was a guy uh he was like he was like uh like one of those no [EXPLICIT] dating type guys it was like an old black dude who would just yes break women down you have fentanyl oh samuels uh yeah we watched a couple of those that was very funny that [EXPLICIT] oh that hard to just be talking to women and be like yeah well you're [EXPLICIT] 30 and you you're not you live you're a [EXPLICIT] you have a you have two nobody wants you you're used up yeah be like next call tough talk and you have like a turtleneck and a metronome going behind him damn rock yeah he was crazy and then he just [EXPLICIT] bought a bad bag is that is that now what they're thinking oh yeah that's a heart attack they thought he was doing he thought he was doing coke and it was [EXPLICIT] dude somebody needs to cut that out whoever's doing that should stop yeah it's [EXPLICIT] shitty talk to the narcos dude talk to chapito you think chopido's down there doing it yeah they didn't knock it off i don't understand how i mean i guess if you get the maybe you get the ratio right like i understand what the business model is i was there's always there's a rumor that other cartels are doing it to other cartels to ruin their whole [EXPLICIT] thing yeah yeah and then there's other ones where if they put in heroin it makes the heroin great yeah that's always the rumor they always the thing is like if somebody dies off there when everybody goes to that dealer that's confirmed again yeah that's confirmed i believe it i know someone who's like no it's genuinely like yeah i mean we can go ask after this we can literally just go outside we can go ask and like yeah yeah around here is nice but yes that's the other thing too do you like to get your balls closed right at the tip of that that heroin height can i kick you in the nuts right when you're peeking right as it enters you could probably you could do this you you literally if you wanted to you want you could pay like 300 bucks to like just absolutely kick it through the nuts as hard as you can 25 bucks yeah we could go down there for very cheap oh yeah there's that's a whole thing like there's a there's like a you can watch tick tocks and [EXPLICIT] of black dudes making crackheads do funny things oh yeah one of the milk crate challenge they were making the boys run around yeah that's pretty good i saw one of the dude trying to do a backflip just cracked his skull and they all laughed everyone was like ah yeah i feel like that that might look worse with us i feel like we i feel like this is accepted you and i yeah we get like white [EXPLICIT] heroin guys it wouldn't be easy to do our bidding yeah what type of bidding are we talking here i think just squeezing nuts squeezing knots punching yeah punch him in the belly you should learn like you should train mma and like try new moves and go outside and be like 20 bucks let me try this [EXPLICIT] spinning back fist yeah you can work on real dudes oh you could for sure you beat the [EXPLICIT] you can beat the [EXPLICIT] out of those guys you could pay you generally pay them to wrestle you yeah that would be sick let's start because you would dominate those dudes i know they're like they don't have much feeling but they're very weak yeah malnourished yeah you could royal rumble you could you could give them each 30 bucks and be like we're doing a royal rumble keep tossing them out of the rings not not to be ashamed of self plugger that was a one of the characters in my book does this what's that he pays homeless dudes to fight him because he gets pissed off and he goes down there and he's like give him he'll give him like 50 bucks and he'll just like we got to fight yeah i remember that please stop please stop he's like come on let's go for real yeah but he beats the [EXPLICIT] out you beat the [EXPLICIT] that's awesome it's pretty [EXPLICIT] up yeah you could do this of course you could you could just go down there and just [EXPLICIT] sneak one of these dudes you could literally get them you don't even need to pay you can just just assault them but the problem is though the problem is you'd be down there doing this and then pop might see you down there poppy might see you just like teeing off on dudes and like what the [EXPLICIT] good yeah oh yeah that is just money yeah basically this is money and also i think i think people would be yeah you would be like leave these dudes alone dude yeah yeah yeah i think people wouldn't love stopping the guy's getting just kicking off kicking junkies in the nuts yeah no it's not a good look no my one dude my one boy yeah he wasn't he wasn't like going and beating up junkies he was just down there like k and a partying and he would like you know like you know he's blacked out he'll wake up like what he would black out down there wake up in his car to like puerto rican dudes trying to get into his car attacking him and he'd be like if you do heroin on kensington you must wake up to hellish fights dude he's he's often he stayed in like crack houses down he like chilled in those houses for weeks at a time crazy dude a pedigree that'd be nice get his arms oh my god the moves you could do these guys they're like 90 pounds a lot of these guys oh yeah they're skinny you could do [EXPLICIT] wild a pedigree would be the funniest move possible kick them in the stomach get one arm hit the other you could easily goad them into two stone would be [EXPLICIT] watching them into swinging on you so easy then offend yourself it's like [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] immediately oh you're [EXPLICIT] trying to punch me you have no camera you literally up and down the block like [EXPLICIT] broke ass [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] you oh that's fun dude tombstone in a [EXPLICIT] crack a a heroin guy yeah let's get it straight don't you don't want to start the crap you could go along with the suplex dude if you got them vertical oh they go full zero jig hates dipping up you'll be a sweet little treat for them yeah what good suplex yeah it's probably fun while it was happening like in the air they'd probably be like the blood would go their head for a second holy [EXPLICIT] what's happening dude it's all about mixing up the chemicals dude it's all about shaking that magic eight balls these guys fall probably all the time oh yeah the noises those dudes dude coming back into consciousness like mid soup if you're [EXPLICIT] if you're the apex of a suplex you just like go back online like where am i right now you're like i'll be implexed yeah it's crazy this is the only thing i've been seeing because every day we've every time we filmed we filmed in like north yeah we filmed a couple times like you saw where we were what's the problem um and you gotta drive through that [EXPLICIT] it's the wildest [EXPLICIT] it's dude i've never i mean i would see it sometimes going to our old place dude it's a it's a [EXPLICIT] different country man it's terrible it's nuts it's really and then i went over to england and it was like oh yeah how was it nice it was nice really it's [EXPLICIT] nice in america zealand the [EXPLICIT] that's kind of [EXPLICIT] we're the best i mean we are we're still the best england's nicest [EXPLICIT] it was nice and it's funny too because like you know when people like i've done like this the murder capital but you know you're like there's a lot of crime for some reason people get very prideful about like oh yeah oh yeah harrisburg's top five again on the murder list oh yeah it's like why everybody's but in england they would do the same thing but it's so much they'd be like nah there's some tough places here like no they're like stabbing it's not even close dude no dude yeah there's no guns they had i i was showing this one dude adam he's very funny he's a comedian over there we were on i was on his pockets and i was like i haven't seen a homeless person there's no homeless really there's there's a few yeah but it's nothing dude yeah and they were like no we get it pretty bad i was like show i was like put kensington ave up on the [EXPLICIT] screen this is what philly's like what'd they say they're like holy [EXPLICIT] yeah it's it's never seen anything like that play and it's so bad because it's under the [EXPLICIT] train so it's just always dark truly hellish there's people outside shooting up in broad daylight yeah like outside falling out you will see someone shooting up when you drive down that street yeah so they have needle parks like they have parks that are just people shooting up and cops just sit there and they're like what whatever yeah it is [EXPLICIT] it's a tragedy yeah it stinks so real tragedy get better guys guys stop doing it you [EXPLICIT] idiots you're making it bad get off the [EXPLICIT] start working out you know yeah yeah take some magnesium i was talking about magnesium might really help this brings magnesium finally i've been dying dude so get this so i've been running experiments obviously no i'm i'm still at a standstill with my [EXPLICIT] nasal cavity i might just have to have them like busted open yeah totally bust me wide open i told you that i thought i did i thought i made games i thought you could press this just at night and eventually it would i mean dude it's it's not bad it's getting better it's the exact same i mean rewind the tapes go back dude how could it have changed i don't know i feel like one time they told me i had like a 80 something percent blockage and it went down to like 35. maybe you just told you it was 35. or i think it went down one time because i went to an throat guy twice you think you had 60 boogers it might have been just pick up on it on the x-ray might have been buggers you might it might have been a ton of boogers but dude that's probably medically sound yeah this is why dude do you ever do a neti pot yes yeah i started neti pot and i'm like i think i could just like irrigate with water just like start this is yes this is no you can't do that maybe you think the water is gonna erode your nose it's erodes [EXPLICIT] sand yeah over a [EXPLICIT] million years yeah it's a rock this is just nasal passage dude one million years yeah dude dude water's stronger than you think you ever think about that i believe water is strong dude i'm i believe you so you're using a neti pot and you think it's gonna you know i don't know mighty road some of the here's the thing maybe i don't know but it it cleared out so many buggers that i in my head i was like i think i gained like four percent that's probably true i think it was just i think it was just boogers to be fair there's probably bugs so i'm talking the nose is like you know that's at a standstill but here's i can report back your nose works out to stay so right my nose works at a total sand still production is halted right i haven't been mouth taping though so i haven't been out so i have been kind of i have been slacking but what the [EXPLICIT] are you doing i haven't been i'm saying i have not been mouth taping and that's you tape your mouth shut at night i used to yeah you tape your mouth shut you just breathe through your nose all right i've talked about this before the nose is at a standstill so we can't be doing tape so yeah we're going to no i just i just dude i'm just lazy bro i'm just lazy i'm i'm spoiled right now you need to breathe you're as hungry as you used to be hungry experiments on your nose and mouth but i've been running a nice experiment on magnesium i'm sorry to keep cutting you off your [EXPLICIT] wife must like have you taped your mouth shut at night yeah she's down if i was getting into bed with someone and they were like oh it's bedtime [Laughter] i would i would be like what the [EXPLICIT] have i done i told you i would just go i would try to talk through the tape it's like take that the [EXPLICIT] off your mouth get so much i'm doing an experiment but that's at a standstill dude magnesium's the real deal okay magnesium is it is it what do you got going on bro you know how he should not be able to drink coffee yes there you've seen it i see it you do spat can't drink it dude up yeah so apparently magnesium and there's like so many different types of magnesium there's like uh magnesium citrate which makes milk i don't know about local magnesium isn't that laxative magnesium magnesium citrate makes you [EXPLICIT] like it'll it it helps you absorb water into your intestines so if you take magnesium citrate you blow it out nice even if you like eat epsom salts you'll just [EXPLICIT] everywhere really yeah magnesium citrate is for this if you want to blow it out i do like getting a solid cleanse blow out there dude take some magnesium every once in a while i'm like i might just go buy lax for no reason psycho get laxatives and just blow it out yeah citrate is like you could i'm telling you it's it's nice yeah oh dude i love you laughing is that funny no it's not funny to me no you you never considered getting a hard blow out dude just for the heck of it i didn't ask you i i [EXPLICIT] crave some diarrhea when you're done diarrhea you're still like shaking dude that's the best you love that yeah no i have the [EXPLICIT] what's the the water up your ass spraying the toilet toshi i got the i got the bidet and i love i don't even i don't i do that's natural the power i use the power of water like epsilon salt so i keep it going and basically i end them on my butt like even when i'm done i know that there's more in the chamber and then you can really start spraying you probably run a couple butt experiments what me yeah i haven't done the colonic um i mean not not much really just cleaning my butt that's my only experiment i'm pretty still rudimentary with my butt i'm sorry maybe do a colonic yeah the magnesium i'm telling you yes the magnese yeah so i couldn't drink coffee and i didn't know about this i was just like i was taking magnesium because everyone's like it helps you sleep which dude it gives you if you you have to take certain types like magnesium by glycinate that's what i take take it at nighttime you have like vivid dreams you pass out like it dude it's so what happens is remember the very vivid dream i had really what was it i cheated on in my dreams i'm sorry buddy it was like last week i was [EXPLICIT] pissed really did you get mad at her the next day yeah i was pissed i told her you did the girl thing yeah i did the girl thing i told her i was like you're being a [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] yeah knock it off you're up to something and in the dream they were mean to me what her and her lover i caught them and they just went straight to being mean to me they're like yeah dude obviously she's [EXPLICIT] me all you do is sit around and play xbox and i was like that's not all i do what the [EXPLICIT] that's not all fun it's a tough dream yeah it was bad dream sorry it was very vivid it sucked i'm sorry no it's weird actually i had so a week ago not even a week ago three days ago i had a dream with i think it was either i think it was a mystery lady who was just cheating on me the same thing yeah very similar thing it sucks cause any time i have those dreams i always act like i never would really act i'm always such a [EXPLICIT] i'm always like but i i loved you oh you know what i mean that stinks i would never do that i was just growing you caught someone cheating in real life what the [EXPLICIT] are you what the [EXPLICIT] is this murder suicide and i would probably murder suicide yeah i feel i mean it's hard to say it's hard to say that breakup dreams like that like where a girl will be like i don't love you anymore and i'll be like but i need like i'd like beg yeah that's weird it's weird that is interesting maybe i'm [EXPLICIT] up or something no you're just a lover dude you need some magnesium need some magnesium well actually you don't because you're gonna have more vivid dreams whereas dude here's here's the thing [EXPLICIT] girlfriend yeah i'm so sorry oh yeah we really feel bad nuts you get like weird like ball sack poor next three or four guys someone else's balls on my girlfriend that would piss me off that would be so annoying dude just watch like like a [EXPLICIT] close-up genitalia penetration shot i'm just getting cheated on just that for like eight hours just a guy getting head for like way too you want to pour in your head it's bad you skip you're like come on yeah that'd be terrible that's actually almost worse than [EXPLICIT] thinking like if your girl just blew a guy walking in on that you liked him that much yeah that would work for me i'm sorry no totally fine dude so so apparently what happens is again with all the different types of magnesium there's certain types of magnesium that are like the precursors to like the stuff your body needs to make to chill you out so like if you're like constantly adrenalized you're constantly just like burning you're just constantly just being stressed out your body's like it's physical materials it's sending to calm you down and it uses them up and you become depleted and it's hard to relax because you don't like the precursors of serotonin are my one part of its magnesium if you don't have enough magnesium you can't make enough serotonin in a precursor serotonin is a precursor to melatonin so it's like if like that's why people don't get good sleep and what was happening to me is oh wow i'd redline myself stress wise dude start taking magnesium chillate i think shelley whatever it's called magnesium by glycinate dude i started taking this like months ago i didn't even notice so you know i was getting good sleep i'm like that's kind of nice dude i can drink coffee now like i can have a cup of coffee and i'm not spun out that's great it's [EXPLICIT] a cup of coffee it's great i had one today i wouldn't have [EXPLICIT] made it without it it does rule dude having a cup of coffee and moving in 97 degrees rules best part of waking up dude i'm telling you i couldn't have it i couldn't have it that [EXPLICIT] sucks i feel bad for you yeah but dude no it's your [EXPLICIT] so it's a little easier yeah when it's mine when i always had to move for people yep yeah everybody in my family big dog yeah yeah they'd be like getting shame and i'd get signed up every day every aunt and uncle every [EXPLICIT] cousin all that i get into i get into like going for i got today i was in full machine mode of just like no sleep and again the the fun of the party i was riding that all morning i'm like it is always nice to have a hangover that's worth it worth it yeah it was fun yeah and again when you smoke a lot of weed it cuts the hang it cuts the physical side it really cuts the kind of bummer side of the hangover so i had like a headache but i was just sitting there being like i'm just going to go with this headache i woke up and i felt so bad about kicking those people out of that you should not feel i know i shouldn't it was just the anxiety to hang over i mean it was a shitty move but it was funny it was so funny dude yeah it was so if someone did that to me and i found out later i mean also i didn't want them out of the bar i just wanted to have the waitress come over and say move away from this section true that's all that wasn't your intention but once they started the flashlight and like getting in the dude's face i was like this is [EXPLICIT] great it's pretty funny all right yeah i mean that that environment but again it's like yeah it all depends man that could have been a very important night out it could have been with people walk out true he could have been i mean they probably were they were up there wearing wristbands they were probably with yeah i mean dude if i got i don't know yeah i guess i guess most people would not see the humor but it would have been funny if it happened to one of us like if they if just randomly they came up to like o'connor or gardenia like you have to that would have been the move you have to go dude inviting people to hang out vip and then getting him kicked out is the move have him text you and just be like what the [EXPLICIT] what'd you do nothing be like dude they said you [EXPLICIT] they said you grabbed one of these wait you didn't just fully [EXPLICIT] yeah dude don't worry i got you covered i'm they're not gonna press charges i'm friends with them but dude what the [EXPLICIT] they did you just grabbed the waitress's ass you screamed to slur you screamed to slur grab the waitress's ass [Laughter] yeah that'd be [EXPLICIT] up magnesium's working for you dude it was crazy that was it that was a j i had a cup of entire cup it was a small boy but it was like no problem yeah usually what happens to me i drink coffee i'm euphoric for a while that's true it's the best and then i kind of crash and get tired and then i go to go to bed that night i get like intense like jitteriness like hours later now i'm sorry magnesium is known for uh if you take adderall or coke it kind of for the come downs really i might have seen that on reddit if you're one of those guys yeah it did a little yeah magnesium's known as a stimulant like kind of makes a come down not so bad what though as you were saying so sorry yeah when we were taking molly they would give us those something it was it wasn't gavin five http yes five htp there's a lot of stuff we get like there's these things that are like that's the thing that like geeked me out the most how like because what happens they say with antidepressants is that you're just forcing your body to constantly like be like i i don't know if it's like making serotonin i think they like inhibit the reuptake but you're like your body's making more serotonin than usual and it like runs out of [EXPLICIT] to make it with so it's like you start getting intense cravings for carbohydrates and sweets because you need the carbohydrates to make serotonin that's why so many people get so fat but you keep but then it keeps pulling all these minerals out of your body to continue making serotonin you get depleted from magnesium so the bros are on the [EXPLICIT] i don't like those antidepressants me either bro but you're probably on them oh yeah freaking yeah since i was like 15. really yeah go up in manhattan everybody yeah everyone's on them yeah i did some bad acid when i was 15. and uh i started i got a little agoraphobic didn't leave the house and uh you know at that time that was the the the uh the thing and a little uh zoloft it did help me like get out of the house and [EXPLICIT] i probably seeing as i'm [EXPLICIT] 33 now i could probably get off them dude the withdrawals are weird that's also uh one of the reasons i'm such a sleepy drinker because the whole time i've been a drunk [EXPLICIT] i'm an idiot obviously dude i've never seen anyone else do what you do yeah yeah yeah you know yeah i've been on yeah about the out someone you know who else is on that [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] no but i do understand what you were even saying with certain like pills and stuff there's a lot of shame i i get it yeah so yeah we're taking something every day i don't think there's any shame oh you meant with the hair pills yeah taking them out yeah i forgot if we talked about it on the page or not but it's like yeah no taking something every day does feel weird because yeah you're literally i've been thinking i got all of them yeah i think i have no problem doing those yeah that's the one good thing about covert it got me on my vitamin my vitamin d is crazy right now that's why i'm so [EXPLICIT] healthy yeah true kobe made me healthy as hell funny [Laughter] yeah dude that [EXPLICIT] was wow she was freaking me out your body running out of the like the the basic ingredients of the stuff you need yeah yeah i think i think i've run out a little bit somebody's magnesium you know the magnesium you get sad a lot yeah yeah you don't seem like you say every time i'm around you're very cheerful and fun but yeah those are always the case because i'm seeing you you know that's the tears of a clown my friend that is very sweet every you know whatever that [EXPLICIT] clown's name yeah no i'm pretty it's pretty good yeah the withdrawals from those things are apparently pretty wicked yeah brain zabs yeah let's try it maybe the next couple days i won't take them see what happens yeah while you're staying with me yeah yeah it'd be great someone someone one time was saying they got a migraine for like 28 days straight yeah that's all these dudes on adderall they're that's gonna be weird oh man that's gonna be tough you gotta stop they're gonna make something well they pretty yeah it's weird because they prescribe them the only way they can prescribe them is it's like all those pills say take every day yeah which unless you're an idiot you know like no you're not supposed to take [EXPLICIT] dude adderall all day all night everyone takes [EXPLICIT] xanax at night [EXPLICIT] an adderall during the day that's a crazy and like combination for teenagers it's just so common in this in the in the big city the biggest [EXPLICIT] is it really it's so dude adderall is as common as it gets now true yeah everybody's munching that [EXPLICIT] yeah yeah every girl it is the perfect girl drug it is i think we've talked about this a bunch but dude they love it they don't eat they're [EXPLICIT] happy they're yapping yeah do their homework yeah you can focus on their crafts you can focus on all their [EXPLICIT] calligraphy or whatever dude i read this i was reading this do you ever hear the secret of the golden flower no it's like an ancient it's like a it's like a chinese it was like a book from china about like it's kind of like kind of like buddhism but it's a similar like mystical text but the one in the very beginning they talk about the only thing that made me laugh was in the beginning they were saying how like women basically don't like move past the earth like the only dudes can like cultivate it's just you you circulate the light within your body and eventually you're training yourself so what you die you've become such an awareness that you can enter non-physical space but they're like yeah girls can't do this at all girls can't get out of earth girls it was like girls are just earth creatures yeah they're kind of like a year they're like only a dude you're not one of us dude it was making me laugh so hard that some old chinese dude was like yeah girls can't do this only dudes can exit their bodies girls are just like earth creatures man maybe i actually that's such that's a i disagree that's a ruthless [EXPLICIT] psyop you know fight that's why you guys can't go to [EXPLICIT] heaven dude like what like girls can't go to heaven girls don't get to go to heaven you guys are earth creatures what do you guys suck you guys are pure gaia yes they're pure gaia they're pure earth creatures dude they don't they can't cultivate they can't circulate the light and leave their body that would be [EXPLICIT] chill you get to heaven just guys yes the dude's like yeah [Music] that's when the sucking starts that's when the real second yeah but in heaven there's no you don't need to suck you don't need to get sucked oh you're just just blissed it's just a rose an orb at the bar oh that is just the bros at the bar it is heaven dude when just like last night i was in absolute heaven that was bliss i told you dude that that week i would listen about like chinese dudes getting like pulled out of their house and like beaten in like a cement barracks and i was like dude i actually wouldn't be mad if someone came took me and beat me just so i'm like just some like arm of the state came and just beat me in like a secret location and held me i'd be like dude i'm gonna sleep for like three days this would not be bad that'd be nice just the state to come down on me the state yeah rip me right out of my house country's estate does come down on you pretty good there has to be dudes who are arguing with their wives while the state rips them out of their house for kovid no doubt there's [EXPLICIT] yeah let's get pulled out and you're just kind of like where are we going yeah not bad they that is bliss though watching the bros at the bar just seeing your body having fun yeah it's very i love seeing spade having fun yeah billy dancing big billy [EXPLICIT] the con man buzzing he was buzzing oh connor was he would have had wings last night he was flying dog dude he was flying damn it's just fun to watch the bees sitting on his phone having fun beast is plugged up he is locked in dude he is one with the bucket i want to check his screen time bro i need to check his screen his screen time's got to be that would be crazy he's big games guy what is he doing can he crash [EXPLICIT] games he's everything bro wow he gets the full phone experience every day he is he might be in the metaverse he might have been the first verse the native it's just he just microdoses dmt all day and just like your doses he's blazing blazing like it was a [EXPLICIT] cigarette when i saw him dude that is the weirdest that's he was like yeah we gotta turn up the music he started he's like this is great that's the weirdest drug to just party on i can't understand that i don't know he's not doing it now still but i know he's either like a pile of it or something yes and he would just crush it you'd get him from like helium and just crush the empty yeah but like if you don't smoke enough of it it's a weird feeling you get like hot and just [EXPLICIT] feel weird yeah i i didn't do enough of it i've never i never took off on it i told you i got [EXPLICIT] smoshed on chunky yeah yeah yeah what happened on that dude i got it it was just nuts i i smoked it the first time you got [EXPLICIT] the crab i got tortured dude i smoked it the first time didn't smoke enough and was just it sucked i laid i like laid there with my eyes closed it was hot my heart beat really fast and i was like this definitely isn't it and then i waited i'm like i'm not doing this again thomas blood talked me into it yeah so i was like i'm gonna smoke as much as i can of this stuff and make sure i blast off so you're like you just smoke it until you physically can't anymore yeah so i took it kept doing i kept doing it and finally i went to go in for another one and just literally it feels like like if like we're like you know we're in here there's like a you know space we're all seeing it feels like this thing just got like stepped on and scrunched and then you're just in a whole different dimension and it dude there was this [EXPLICIT] like snake-like kind of creature thing just laughing in my face just like you [EXPLICIT] idiot what the [EXPLICIT] are you doing here like i thought you were going to appreciate your day-to-day realities when i did the five grams of mushrooms i was so at one point i was so gone i was like i can't wait just go back to my life dude i'm going to be so good in my day-to-day reality i'll be so good to everybody and then i came to five and like you know slowly you kind of like veer off it as soon as i got in that dmt realm this [EXPLICIT] weird entity like clear as day and like all like a checkerboard room with like weird neon colors everywhere this thing was in my face like you [EXPLICIT] idiot look at you now oh no i was on the couch going no no no dude just bugging that sucks it was terrifying dude that [EXPLICIT] blows terrifying but that boy [EXPLICIT] just sat there and [EXPLICIT] like 10 minutes you are a beast dude just chilled i got absolutely harangued and just degraded and then but the cool thing was i like that kind of faded out and then i was just in this like very dark room with like shadow figures and they pulled they're like there's no reason to bug out and they pulled what looked like a shadow of me out of me and we're just like see this these are all your negative thought patterns and just threw it away and i just popped out and i was just like what the [EXPLICIT] was that it was it's crazy how long does it take dude it's like noah was like out of it for 10 minutes i was five minutes and i was back like but it's like everyone's like you're back right away it's like you're back but you're like fundamentally changed at least for that like that week dude you're a different dude just bopping around all day like what the [EXPLICIT] that's what would happen to me i would not have the no experience i would go in and have the bad time but i want to do it again i want to do it again because my brother was just like dude that's just a hang up you have to transcend it i'm like i want to see if i can get past the [EXPLICIT] evil jester i don't want to get the [EXPLICIT] mushrooms i'll never do that again yeah that trip i'm i'm out yeah that was i saw it it sucked i got what i needed i'm out i got what i needed though i needed that that was a good it was cool that oh no i'm saying another five grams that dmt thing i got i was like happy after that was done really yes because i was like i needed that just i needed just a little [EXPLICIT] a little spanking dude yeah i was like yeah you're right i've not been enjoying my day-to-day reality as much as i should be just because day-to-day reality [EXPLICIT] blows dude doesn't have to brother i mean no it's it's actually pretty sick it does feel as cool as dude especially when you get ripped out of it dude when you get ripped out of it into like a [EXPLICIT] pink and purple room with a [EXPLICIT] scary like snake guy staring at you you're like yeah my day-to-day reality is pretty tight actually better than this way better than this yeah it was so overwhelming i'd rather be in the pink and purple room than moving at 7am when it's 95 degrees i i dude i love with my pregnant wife that is bro wow that is [EXPLICIT] wild you're doing that yeah man that was [EXPLICIT] here i am i'd be i was [EXPLICIT] shattered dude i'd be [EXPLICIT] livid shattered i'd be the meanest dude ever no i i can't be one thing went wrong i'd be like go just leave yeah we need to leave i'll do this we i mean yeah that's we did that for sure that was just go somewhere that was today i'm just like leave me be yeah yeah but i'd be like you're not doing anything she's pregnant she's a woman that's the thing she gets i'm the one carrying all the big stuff yeah but you can't use me alone you can't but dennis is like i've been carrying a baby they started doing of course well they're right i know but but it's like she hit me with that i'm like yeah for sure that's a baby but like dude i just moved all this stuff look at all this stuff yeah this is heavier than that [EXPLICIT] kid right 40 [EXPLICIT] babies dude yeah there's at least 40 babies worth of [EXPLICIT] i just [EXPLICIT] carried in here in the heat dude although do you know if you grab a pregnant lady i've learned this if you take their belly and like lift it up for them it's like an immense release like they go like oh my god do you see a pregnant lady just grab her belly reach behind i'll reach reach behind her yeah and you just go like this from the bottom you just lift it like two inches and they go like oh it's like if you're carrying a backpack and someone just like takes it off you for a second that's nice it's very nice i lift her belly every now and again i give her a nice [EXPLICIT] i'll give her like three seconds that's really sweet wow you're a sweet guy little belly shane you got to do that you got to sneak up on a lady in the park i'm telling you give her a relationship with some women and start lifting up their stomachs i want to do it i want to try it on someone else who's pregnant like can i lift your pregnant belly did you just [EXPLICIT] lift it [EXPLICIT] pissed if a dude asked my pregnant wife that i'll be [EXPLICIT] furious so you're a [EXPLICIT] freak show i need to go back to the changing realm oh dude we're going to get the guy on in the fall the guy who invented changa from australia he's going to be in the states i i texted him all right talk to him and talk to the boy he's going to be out he's going to be here in australia yeah dude you're going to be that's going to be very fun it's going to be fun oh we're going to do that yeah dumb [EXPLICIT] ads yeah damn it's late what time is it it's [EXPLICIT] old say bro we used to have night casts that were so litty i know man damn i'm thinking about those that tv taco bell right now dang don't you worry about that's going to be easy you're wrong [Music] uh what we got going on guys i've never even heard of this [EXPLICIT] one oh yeah we did matt and shane's secret podcast is 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shows coming up no i have oh uh in july well i'll put it out later but in july i've been doing the newer material comedy showcase at helium oh yeah how'd that first one go awesome dude it was so fun nice i just want to have a place where bros can do workout comedy it's closed mic it's like an open mic but closed mic yes but this is that's that's that's you want a show kit like yeah but seller but yes but exactly just again somewhere to work on material but that's i want they don't have those in philly yeah nothing yeah to work on material to an actual audience not a bunch of jeering nasty [EXPLICIT] comics i got yeah so matt matt's gonna come with me oh me and matt are headed to australia how about that so august 3rd brisbane august 4th brisbane august 5th sydney august 6 sydney august 6 sydney uh august 10th adelaide 11th perth 13th melbourne 13th melbourne we got two of them yeah nice it's gonna be great and i think we're probably gonna start adding some shows i'm trying to link up a spanian too on there with who spania who's that's an australian rapper what's he doing he's [EXPLICIT] nasty dude uh j here i gotta i haven't promoted this at all june 9th 10th and 11th i'll be at the improv in brea brea improv brea california july 7th 8th and 9th magooby's joke house 14th 15th 16th of july pittsburgh improv yeah uh it looks like july 21st 22nd 23rd i'll be at cobbs in san francisco dang guys i'm never gonna stop traveling nah until i'm [EXPLICIT] dead which is going to be quick if i keep [EXPLICIT] you are going to die yeah on this run yeah no i don't want that but i don't think i'm going to die on this now australia's going to do you guys going to be nice having you there will help i'll be fine i won't be as reckless true that's much he keeps you grounded a little when the puritans pledge yeah he makes me feel bad if i get hammered no absolutely personally you don't do that on purpose i feel guilty i dude i might not think i'm a fool no not at all but yeah you got to keep it tight i'm not gonna keep it tight you [EXPLICIT] up in australia you think so yeah you can see oh i got oh never mind okay that's very exciting you guys all right look at you guys traveling all over the world beautiful um do you want to say anything you got your show where did you go do you have a show get in there yeah my next show at the stand is june 1st it's a wednesday oh connie's that's gonna sell out i hope so that'll sell out get those tickets now june first at the stand yeah haven't they all sold out yeah so far yeah and yeah but yeah whatever and then the doghouse is june 24. all right thank you check out noah's art instagram check it out true what's your instagram noah's paint on instagram nose paint it's pretty tight [EXPLICIT] yeah it's pretty tight painting guys we did it yeah we did it a lot of people didn't think we were gonna get through this bro it's up to six a.m sleep at six am i'm floating in my head dude yeah all right thank you for watching our podcast 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