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0KGriBtmfuA | [Music] no you i hate it i i listen i'm glad the boss just got a dui the boss got a dui come on man what happened to him he was being a renegade they got him how blacked out do you think he was he probably got done he's like i just got done doing a podcast with barack obama it's like okay you're blacked out right there no seriously it was in my living room guys so come on wild wild west here we go dude damn our new producer yeah sean gardini the guard dog the guard dog is in the house dude unfortunately pain it pained me it pains it pains us i mean when you're an ep that's what you gotta do sometimes when you're both eps you gotta use the audacity and vimeo sometimes you gotta fire people that you love yeah and unfortunately lamorp john lemore please has been placed on uh at least for now permanent suspension yeah indefinitely yeah very indefinite yeah permanent's not the right word we should have sent him to itt tech he is going back to devry we are funding him to learn how to [EXPLICIT] produce a podcast which apparently is one of the more complicated jobs anyway lemare's been fired he's been fired he's been like uh he's just suspended let's he's been he has been suspended we'll definitely have him back on we love lemaire yeah but uh i think it'd only be appropriate for just a nice moment of silence and remembrance yep for a good friend lemerely it's been a long day without you my friend and i'll tell you all about it when i see you again i was just sitting back me and the mayor were having great heart to hearts nice that was sweet really i love you buddy yeah i love you too yeah i love you i say a lot of mean junk to you i joke around but you know i love you i do well [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right [Laughter] that was i was i was sick i was sick over the decision and you know the end of the day he knew i called him and he was like no i get it i [EXPLICIT] up a lot it was it was fun he was probably gaming probably he was probably he's probably kicking someone with chun li and i was l… |
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0QvouM1jbfY | I love it I think I think it's sick I think it's my future you know it's the future going lives away the future it's the only thing you can commoditize anymore it's the direct experience recordings all get sent to the cloud you know I mean we are approaching the singularity the only thing people can have is your direct experience that's the only thing left to sell your direct experience in real time hell yeah yeah that's why that's why stand-ups not going anywhere dude true true a lot of people - a lot of talk that's a lot of talk saying stand-ups dead nothing nothing beats being in the room dude well the only thing that's seen a lot of shitty comics seem really funny by being in the room true but the only thing that sucks is like you're special your people's hopes of like working on a special can be dashed by one dude with a camera phone it records like 20 minutes of your set true but you know I don't know that I listen to most of Louise special before it came out trail when it came out I was still like hell yeah sure oh and if you're a lie if you saw a live and be kind of swell yeah yeah that's that's the only that's the only argue I think stand-up will evolve to people doing 20-minute specials like once or twice a year I think so hot 20 45 45 to an hour's a little long a little long dude a little laborious it's like just rip a hot 20 chuck it out and keep everything on the web and just keep ripping that's that's just me that's just me Matt McCusker futurist writer whatever you know what I mean is that just is what it is for sure how's the house the sound levels the mayor any [EXPLICIT] talking any [EXPLICIT] talking any [EXPLICIT] whiners bump bump it a little not mad bump it a little it's not bad as a people can hear you get guys were like dude I've run 17 jackhammers on it on a [EXPLICIT] helicopter it's like yeah bro I'm sorry I'm [EXPLICIT] sorry all right doing the best I can Jesus Christ got a lot of hate this week dude really a lot of [EXPLICIT] hating on me what are they saying people love it Oh me lov… |
12tlWqo82XA | [Music] no you [Music] [Music] thinking everything was all right [Music] so hello welcome to matt and shane's secret podcast uh unfortunately matt is not able to join us he is at home with an undisclosed illness that there was never a vaccine for [Laughter] no i don't know upper body injury i don't know what's wrong i think he's taking some personal time but uh i'm sure he'll feel it need a vacation he needs a vacation yeah he's in time off um so in lieu of matthew i'm joined by my two adult male roommates chris o'connor and tommy pope your caretakers yes my men my boys chris is hairy feet as the third guest dude what is that on there they're [EXPLICIT] disgusting what is that it's a piece of fuzz it's all the dirt that he brings in from the street he collects on his bare [EXPLICIT] feet no they're actually not that bad you know what you just ate a [EXPLICIT] sandwich as soon as you're like i'm gonna go take a shower that's actually a spot on impression you did your [EXPLICIT] unbelievable you did your eight asian lady walked like which took ten minutes to get to the [EXPLICIT] store you know what was underneath here three pieces of meat no way yes three pieces of meat raw [EXPLICIT] ham that missed your mouth because you're not capable of using a plate no this is fake hold on i haven't checked i haven't checked in a while is that nick diaz t-shirt no that's still on the ground do you know why you know it you remember it you saw it every day yeah i didn't no i didn't notice that you would recognize it maybe i can't believe it's gone that thing was part of the apartment it's because uh his girl slept over oh yeah yeah so he had to kick everything because he was just making it up emergency deep clean you made love [Music] dude i think your ex's dog is under there somewhere i don't know probably yeah that impression of you is pretty good which is funny because chris tries to fat impression me yeah he was you know when you when you want to make fun of a fat guy you go oh yeah chris will do that he's got a low bariton… |
1PXCANjhLm0 | [Music] no you don't want nada working out lifting weights too many beers automatic still is sometimes i had too many beers which i gladly do in which i fully embrace working out automatic blacking out automatic catholic all girls schools automatic still is [Music] i make this pledge to you today i will never ever ride a bicycle wild wild west yo [EXPLICIT] b-t [EXPLICIT] b-e-t bro [EXPLICIT] that yo frill though [EXPLICIT] b-e-t for real [EXPLICIT] them homophobic ass i hate that [EXPLICIT] i was trying to watch the awards and i saw that homophobia i was like i was you know i was following on twitter with the bt awards like live tweet and everything be like oh [EXPLICIT] and i saw the homophobia i was like man [EXPLICIT] pete my dad sat down to watch the bt awards [Laughter] they both got disgusted by the hospital we both said yeah i like it crowded you don't worry about that you let me do my job turn it turn it off i guess well you can't scrub it out [EXPLICIT] sean guys yeah i like it cold it's so hoppy dude it's so hoppy right now gardening might be the ops you're the [EXPLICIT] ops dude you think so guard dog when are you going to stop hopping bro oh [EXPLICIT] turn the tv on turn it off with my thick ass did you turn the tv dude my little thickie all right how are you dude good man i slept until 7am today i'm feeling good whoa sleeping in full seven lazy bones full seven must be nice i'll tell you what it was today on the woke up on the beanbag [EXPLICIT] you woke up on the bag yeah maya wakes up at like five every morning so i try to put her back down if i lay on the beanbag she'll there's like a good chance you'll fall asleep but i immediately pass out so i just [EXPLICIT] wake up on a bean bag on my back just like yeah i look at the light through the blinds and i'm like [EXPLICIT] it's still five i looked it was bright sunlight i was like i made it that's all i made until seven a.m damn how how like what are your sleeping hours like right now uh i go to bed at like last night was a little late it was lik… |
1tvYqt98pHc | everybody welcome to matt and shane seeker podcast special edition shane's on the road we're doing a little bit of a mean chain or split by geography right now we're both doing episodes so there'll be two main episodes two pages that's how hard we go that's pretty sick most people would phone in some [EXPLICIT] ass zoom but it's like dude let's just rip this is joint custody it's a joint call this is weekends right now that was actually the first thing i was gonna say was like we gotta we gotta talk about how shane's not here and how it's okay i'm tired every time shane's not here you have us on or at least me and i just i i listen i know you guys love shane shane loves you guys too but step dad yeah you're the step dads of chat nation i also love you guys and i feel like they just give me a chance people get discombobulated like what the [EXPLICIT] trips them up well usually it'll just be i'll do it but shane's doing one too so you're are you are getting mad two christmas podcasts we still love each other dude we still love each other it's just things are complicated matt's getting [EXPLICIT] in by a new dad well i thought this was dad's house here but that's fine it's mom's house it's stoner dad's house dude this is stone or dad's dude hell yeah yeah it's pretty sick i love i love having stoner dads stunner dads is such a sick podcast it's always fun to do it that could be the that could be like the uh the captain planet you know join forces podcast you know it could be totally separate from this doesn't even matter i mean dude if we could put all of our dicks together and then we each get a day of the week to wield it that would be pretty sick i would cut off a third of my life we had like all of our dicks and like i got like monday no i want the weekend but i guess i just like guys can we power up again any way we can get together and power up just again i mean okay never mind i would do that yeah i don't think i would yeah i don't think i would trade dicks with anyone else or like dick up with anyone else bu… |
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2_Y7ztOPFE8 | foreign [Music] the protests are going when they're out late working at night token I think that's a good thing don't want to get very political on this and stuff like that but it's it's not a black white Mexican Puerto Rican type issue it's a good versus bad type issue and that's what I think we got to get into this root of this thing they say well you should have shot the killer shooter to to injure or just stack don't want to get very political on this one with that cop get out there versus big guy I mean it was wrong with a big cop don't want to get very political on this it doesn't make sense to purposeful we're going got to be better we gotta get rid of pain you gotta eliminate the bed in this world out for that that's a little rain I don't get political political I just think we just gotta eliminate the band as well we gotta become better as a group but let's go in for a little shoot to review I don't want to get very political versus pain like I said people knocking political it's not that's not making a race [Music] estimate all the bad that happened let's get together and make this place a better place to live in don't want to get very political wow wow Wes yeah uh what's up you [EXPLICIT] pictures what's up [EXPLICIT] all right that's kind of a weird energy that's a weird Dominator that's dominated true that's king of your boys a guy who would greet all your boys make what's up [EXPLICIT] dude I told you guys in a car accident I told you the other day I went into Wawa and like I always thought of myself as a pretty sexual entity in general you really do the one thing that's bizarre about you is that you will have interactions with women that are just totally normal yeah just you're just talking to another being and you're like you'll turn you'll spin it into a sexual thing oh that's all that's how I could buy I know I'm just saying it's not that like it's I know it's not see I know I know it's not what's that you Dream Crusher I'm not a dreamer no no I will I'm real I'm based bro like it's just a game … |
39zPuLcNW8E | [Music] [Music] demonstrate to them our skill albeit they possess the might nonetheless we have the will how we will celebrate our Victory we shall invite the whole team up for tea help Jolly girl that spheroid down the field and fight fight wow wow Wes who came up with that study it's at the University of guys alive that's just a classic Norm Macdonald that's a uh I always like those guys that hold it down like they have bait like huge dicks do you have any friends that are like the move I was explaining this to Brittany my wife the other day I was just like it was like the move is because she was like why do white guys always downplay their dick so if you talk to black guys they're like on my dick so [EXPLICIT] I'm like well first of all well I mean let me tell you about a little bio 101. but she I was basically telling her I'm like well the move is you let you downplay it so when someone sees it they go oh nice but then there's this whole other movie like my shit's the biggest and I know dudes used to do that and I've heard them get exposed because I know it would just happen I would know a woman they they laid with and the lady would give me a scoop it'd be like it's not that big I try not to bring it up you don't bring it up at all to the woman no I don't think I've ever brought it up you don't talk whatsoever pre a woman seeing my doll and there's I don't think I've ever once been like my doll get ready it's all right but I've heard dude told it this guy was holding on occasionally this thing's not gonna work tonight I'll give him a heads up I'm like look you can we can hang out it's not gonna work yeah it's out of order it's well out of order yeah but I've heard dudes who like talk their dicks up to other dudes for some reason to other dudes yeah yeah and then but then they get exposed like you know a mutual female friend who's at this point in my life oh yeah hey Francis Ellis is with us everybody big Frank I would care more about dudes knowing that I had a big dick than women you probably do have a big d… |
3QO6GoHynG4 | [Music] no you don't want nadal [Music] is america is a nation that can be defined in a single world i was going to put him in [Music] a [Music] yes dude we're here yeah we're here i'm sitting up straight because i just wanted the chiropractor really yeah all my back problems come from the fact that i sit like slumped and then it pinches out my upper back really yeah i gotta [EXPLICIT] remember the method i slid from the bruger method you keep your i think that's what it's called you keep your lower back just [EXPLICIT] like sucked in like that and it keeps the spine straight because if you hunch you end up paying for it up here when you hunch the lower back you pay for it in the upper back would you think it would you even imagine that no yeah exactly i feel like i never even thought that it's like a dumb ass i went to the chiropractor two years later the guy told me the same exact thing i was like oh yeah i forgot yeah i can't work my [EXPLICIT] back i'm a dumbass sure i can't work this simple machinery known as a back without causing myself immense pain in the upper thoracic area what the hell's up nothing how you feeling i feel good let me tell you like a young fighter do you really yeah i feel like i'm a prime are you an sr you're an sr uh essentially yes although i've been popping them off dude i've been dropping asses the cup of hermes is how full is the cup of hermes right now two days that's basically halfway full four days you have a full cup i have one more day two one more day until my woman returns i'll probably retain the seed for her really yes you hit her with a three-dayer i'm gonna hit her with a solid three-day we're gonna give her the party weekend yeah oh my god you're gonna do all fourth of july weekend i'm gonna give you the fourth of july what was seed you're gonna give the fireworks yes now it's time for the real fireworks that's gonna be nice a real launch across uh my girlfriend that's gonna be nice when you finally ejaculate it's gonna feel great so much better when you're doing so lon… |
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3cnrlWtsk88 | [Music] no you [Music] only one way you get respect and that's by looking somebody in the eye for 60 minutes watch your hitch up your trousers and say hey baby here i am now let me see you run through me now let me see you show some disrespect for me my nose on your nose let me see what you think of me now that my face is to you it's one thing that we want more than anything else and that's respect if i get fired [Music] next week there it is dude it's going to come up like a perfect what's your problem you got a [EXPLICIT] attitude today there's an angry clap yeah what are you mad at he's working out dude he's [EXPLICIT] right oh really yeah gardening he's getting pumped in the garage i did crossfit with my daddy really and his dad did crossfit it was his birthday present he wanted he said i would love for you to join me on my workout for my birthday dude that must [EXPLICIT] dude working out with your son must be awesome it was pretty sick we then we trailed and crushed brews after really this is sweet yeah i was happy to hang out how was the workout what'd you guys do dude all these push-ups and [EXPLICIT] crossfit's so gay did you try to go extra hard for your dad though i was trying but he's beast and i'm i'm just a small but i was struggling you're beauty he's the beast is it competitive it's got to be competitive there's people that that are competitive lesbians lesbians and like dudes that are gay but don't want to admit it oh so you guys go to like a crossfit gym you don't just like belongs as a member to a gym and everyone's like friends and he's just kind of like the old dude the chills you know your dad's your dad might be stepping out he might be trying to get some side effects that's how that's what dudes do they join crossfits to [EXPLICIT] jack ladies they try to have sex with jack lesbian spend a night in china dude [Laughter] yes hell yeah dude i'm dude i'm stoked for you man you should go every day you should try to go every day with your dad now i do want to get jacked you have to get jacked d… |
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44x45B_VS3U | [Music] [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA why don't you go and [EXPLICIT] up then all right protect yourself at all times follow my instructions keep it clean touch gloves if you wish let's do it sweaty Palms this is so crazy like Goosebumps okay [Applause] [Applause] wow wow Wes [Laughter] Too Short Matt Shannon sharp Skip Bayless intro and yesterday's whatever What's that show just skin is it I don't think it's First Take it might just be Shannon and Skip it's not club Shea did you watch Club I don't know what that is Shannon Sharp's own podcast oh no that's pretty good I was watching a clip of it when I took a dumpster wild but so there was the the injury to the the bills player Hamlin this week what happened to him oh bro did you see it no I was laying here watching the game and it was like it was terrifying he got hit we got hit in the chest he stands up and then he drops and passes out and oh had cardiac arrest and he had to get CPR on the field all the players are like you know they watch the dude maybe die they're devastated and then who's gonna hit him he'd cancel the game he was a whiteout it wasn't even like that okay it wasn't crazy he just happened to hit him right in the middle of the chest oh and I guess the exact wrong time um but then Skip Bayless tweeted out like how can we cancel this game this game's huge this is an important game football is football is life but then he did end it with which all is it's not important now he's like this the NFL has to figure out should they play this game or not and then he's like but it all seems so unimportant now so he did it's not like he was out there like play the game yeah he ended his tweet with it's not important football is not important it's about the guy who might be dying yeah uh but then you know people started getting on him yeah but that that was the nature I thought the guy just randomly collapsed on the field my mind was obviously elsewhere I went does this happen this much what like why are these guys all collapsed that's … |
4Nrb3t9U0EU | [Music] [Music] no you this is the public service announcement wild wild west well this is this is a big one special edition this special edition normally we're goofing around yeah i've never been more ashamed to let somebody into our studio as soon as he came in i was like a lady i was like well sorry it's so messy in here uh we're here with nick bryant he's the author of uh the franklin scandal and confessions of a madam yes confessions of the dc matter confessions of a dc man the politics of sex lies in blackmail yes goddamn uh oh pull that right here you speak a little more into the mic um so what you were just saying is how you got involved in in the franklin scale at the very beginning so let's yeah let's jump right in yeah i was talking to an editor at rolling stone and he said pitch me dark stories and i you know i said just kind of throwing my hands up in there so i mean what do you want you want a story on nazis do you want a story on satanist i mean what do you want and he goes satanists that sounds good so i i started this whole odyssey this very dark odyssey i was talking to satanists and they struck me as they they didn't strike me as very ethical people yeah i'm actually quite anxious and um i felt like i had to wash my hands you know after i hung out with him yeah but anyway so and then i was trolling the internet looking for subject matter i mean when you're going to write something and try to get as much information as you can and then distill it and then i came across a cult called the finders that had been busted by the u.s customs for trafficking children they had six kids in tallahassee arizona and some concerned citizens called tallahassee police department and tallahassee police department arrested the two finders and put the six kids in protective custody and the two finders were arraigned on multiple counts of child abuse multiple accounts and they were held at a hundred thousand dollar bond i think it was might even been higher and then um and then two of the kids according to uh the ta… |
4Shha4ypdME | silent one and we're in we need to go we're supposed to have a silent two one but i'm not gonna split hairs yeah there's no point we're still training them there's no point to split hairs like this we're still training these guys stan industry standard five four but you know they don't teach you this stuff in film school dude we gotta learn that we gotta learn in the stream i learned the hard way what up dude how you doing i was letting you work that worked out i want to see where you're going with that i was part of it i was on the ride for that wearing the same hoodie tight yeah tight i got a good shirt on underneath my might pop out for the patreon black shirt too no i got my cotton or somewhere oh we got a lars that's my young money [Laughter] young money that is his nickname right yeah young money that's awesome young money got kicked out of nascar for saying the n word on a live stream dang it he's back in though now he's back because nascar has lower standards than yeah comedy yeah nascar is like what is it like a two month suspension he was out just for one season what how it was like a year yeah is there when's nascar's off winter i have no idea yeah take the winners off yeah hang with the kids go home say the n word on a live stream report back to camp yeah dude who does he have to talk to don't they are they're sponsored by like giant corporations yeah so like who's who's his sponsors on his car now monster energy drinks yeah red bull a million companies it's a nascar pfizer yeah can be sponsored by america i think the vaccine sponsors kyle larson i think pfizer does sponsors a car do they really yeah there was a viagra car for a while there's some you can farm some big farmer gets in there for sure for show how about you somebody was just pissed on your house is that what yeah i got the call someone uh someone was taking a piss on the house so yeah bae was upset took care of it i mean she was saying it was almost like perverted yeah she took she handled this but she was saying uh some guy was like pee… |
4ubpY8hUip8 | [Music] [Music] no you don't want nada you didn't show up today with hiv aids any of them dealing with sexual transmitted diseases that'll make you die two three weeks put yourself on lightning lady if your [EXPLICIT] smell like water put itself on lightning fellas lights up fellas if you ain't sucking [EXPLICIT] dick in the parking lot put yourself on ice we're live damn we're here with lemare lee buzzer beater too caught him the lamorp called him didn't hear anything for a while no i called him after you texted me did you moments after you fired us yeah it fired me up i was pissed i found out he was were you sleeping in again i was oh i was cuddling canoodling noodling with a lady yeah and i didn't snuggling with a woman i'm snuggling i didn't hear the phone the first time you guys are both sleeping in yeah we're sleeping we're taking a lazy day yeah really lazy day yeah it looks like it's going to rain you know what do you do when it rains just just hold each other watch movies would you say you're in love no what you're in love i wouldn't say i've never seen them the mayor's glowing right you might be pregnant pregnant you're close i've never seen you in love like this what are you talking about how are you not in love why would you say no i don't i don't i almost blew us off to lay in bed you put love before your career i was just sleeping it wasn't like we were just loving podcasting dude damn i like this grey the gray in your beard thank you i'm trying to be the only quest love who i don't even know who that is bro i'm not going to tell her from the roots i don't even know who that is why no that's what the baby said questions baby was like no disrespect i'm not trying to be a dick i don't know who that is fair that's a great response who do you think the baby ever watched jimmy fallon hell no dude no thugs don't watch jimmy fallon no that barely reaches normal white people that's literally designed just for dorky yeah okay true that's like yeah that's like the nerdiest guy in every office is like oh perfe… |
4vrS6OBOHXc | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA so this woman got on an airplane she was from the south wanted to start a conversation with the woman from the north so she says where y'all from and a woman from the north sort of looked down at the woman from the south and she says where I'm from we don't end our sentences in a preposition oh okay the woman from the south turned to the woman from the north and she says again where y'all from the Wild Wild West oh man Gardena smacking with that party this week stomach going crazy your belly my belly's a little questionable right now what happened my bill is shot I think there's cheese in those eggs there was cheese in those days I tasted I liked it but a woman prepared us eggs and bacon they were delicious but my belly my girlfriend's breakfast dude I I was like I don't want this if it's yours don't get me started bro I can't believe you did that hey man I'm not gonna be rude I was I was between a rock and a hard place I was all for food but there was cheese and now I'm saying you know I don't eat dairy so we might have we might both fall ill during this podcast we might we might both [EXPLICIT] ourselves actually I broke my ankle dude I know dude what the hell ow ow that was after the extremely long late night I got out of the Uber and sprained my ankle oh there's a fight like 7 30 or 8 in the morning oh it was so bad dude and then my woman spaz she was like I'm getting Chris what oh you could barely walk from your ankle no I got up the steps when I was in bed and she was like I'm getting Chris I was like what are you talking about like she was hammered so she was like Chris needs to take a look at this like we need to call the doctor we woke up the doctor I'm like take a look at this and he came up and I was like oh he came and put it he came up and looked at it and he was like dude I was like I'm fine I'm just joking around but for real I did sprain my ankle and it hurts it's big it's swollen it's huge did you you really did you roll it oh my god dude it's … |
5GdZ9BBNM-A | [Music] no you do not attempt to land repeat do not attempt to land [Music] thank you did he just say gordon yo man that's my wife you talking crazy about my wife talking about a gorgeous wife or you think i don't know what that means think i don't speak code freak code that was a freak code he was using i know a free code when i hear one hey how you doing [Music] oh that's hot wow wild west that gypsy scale is too much bro i can't believe this is still going that gypsy i really can't believe it that's a lifelong dedication dude i'm as much as a flutist as i am a comedian you're a flower probably possibly more of a flower test you are better you're flat dude you're [EXPLICIT] up i'm getting a keyboard that would be nice yeah i'm gonna keyboard i'm gonna i'd like you to start playing piano that would be sick i love piano bro that's a cool that's a cool thing to i come from a family of penis dude really my great my dad's grandfather played piano in the bars that's how he etched out yeah that's how you made a couple bucks that's awesome great grandpa would play in the [EXPLICIT] saloon and if dude my my one cousin i've like it runs saloons of philly in the saloons of southwest philadelphia dude in like the 60s be like man turn that [EXPLICIT] the [EXPLICIT] off [Laughter] yeah my yeah my dad for a few years lived in southwest philadelphia he was a fresh prince was he he was he was a fresh penis getting his ass beaten for it runs in my family i have cousins who are just like savants on piano it's really nice you have several autistic people in your family the whole i think our whole family's autistic our one cousin nailed it she's like our whole family's our whole family's in too deep we're all so autistic we don't know it yeah but we're in too deep dude yes it runs in the fam well you guys have all bullied each other into for some type of weird like nah this is i'm this and then you guys have all bullied each other like bill's out of his mind dude yeah and he might be the most sane i can't tell if he's the craziest … |
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5rNWK-WSnUE | all right what's up everybody what's going on damn low energy intro who me yeah well i was actually you had me thinking about noah's jacket noah is mark ruffalo from this much i know it's true spoiler alert yeah sport you see the end of it you gotta get you some [EXPLICIT] white new bounces that's just a full that's the only difference between like cool hipster not saying you're cool no not at all is he high or does he just look like that no those are two dopers okay that's what i think oh yeah they're both of ours oh he's dropping it this guy's [EXPLICIT] faked yeah our whole our squad sucks he was put off mark ruffalo vibes and this much i know is true dude i'd hate to see a sad noah depressing i want to no can you climb a ladder and then fall off i want to see how much look like marshmallow float that show is probably the best show on hbo wait what is it i've never even it's about a guy it's about this italian guy who thinks that his grandfather molested his mom the entire show and he has a schizophrenic brother and it's him trying to figure out if his grandfather was a molester or molester excuse me or what he wasn't but his life sucks regardless but he's trying to figure it out while meanwhile he's a schizophrenic brother that's like locked in a mental institution he's trying to get out dude so yeah no you look like a disheveled house painter with a really terrible schizophrenic i'll tell you what i thought you were going to say he looks like he's definitely been molested well no because noah's i i said that forgetting about the spoiler alert if you haven't seen it because if you see noah's breakdown matches up with the spoil alert but i can't i can't it's a good shot what's up with mark ruffalo starring in [EXPLICIT] about people getting like touched inappropriately he did that spotlight movie too he loves it what what movie was that spotlight about them it was like the they tried to lie they it was a lie about the catholic church remember remember when the jews tried to ruin catholics i remember that yeah … |
5ztZDWQFZ84 | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA my name is Joe Biden I'm Dr Joe Biden's husband NIH Chinese ice cream chocolate chip I came down because you heard there was chocolate chip ice cream by the way I have a whole refrigerator full upstairs I think I'm kidding I'm not God damn that [EXPLICIT] hold it in the [EXPLICIT] moan plus the sun he got older than the down solar system the Wild Wild West he's like I know last time that we hung out I was just the producer now but now I'm cool I was the producer now I'm the produced yeah yes [Laughter] yeah that was great yeah it's very fun I just got to watch that every day to be like whenever I'm worried about anything like wait this guy that guy exists I need to tap into that yeah it's the best but Sam you were saying because that's something I'd like to go back to yeah what did Sean tell you uh Sean said hey I want to let you know I'm cool now is it a voice to text message I didn't say I'm supposed to my chops never lie for the positive producer shot looks good dude that's a great one I never said that you gotta run ideas like this by me too yeah no this is your world dude no way dude I forgot I had I had that camera to sit in my house I forgot all about it was in my basement it's a great idea yeah producer shot dude Pride shot I want the mayor to do found footage holding it as close to Sean us yo getting tight zoom on them yeah I'd like to see more lemare and Sean the Blair [EXPLICIT] project the man of Sean are two handsome nice boys they are handsome man I like to look at them both of them are sweet guys they're specimens man they are they're from different ends it's unbelievable they're both the same species yeah aliens would be pissed you're like we're never gonna figure this out now Sean did nothing but invite me to come to a show he was very sweet to me damn he big time dude said I can get you tickets to my show yeah he's like I put you on the guest list I can't get you in yeah no green room access but uh dude come on dude dude he put his hands on me… |
60KBXD4yI8I | [Music] Desperado rough no you don't want nada [Music] [Applause] [Music] and garlic around my neck to make sure she never come back wow wow Wes oh just got back from the Rocky Mountains performing out there what was the elevation when you're performing the elevation sucks were you were you concerned about the elevation no I was dying dude you could have passed out the elevation was brutal you could have [EXPLICIT] passed I couldn't tell if it was because I was extremely nervous or not but as soon as I got on stage my mouth was like yeah [EXPLICIT] Navy Seals oh God that might be so scared I would like I would blame it on me I would divorce like a hyperbaric chamber or something to perform from some sort of suit dude you wake up every day your Skin's totally dry your mouth's totally I mean that also could be a hangover but night number one was rough dude it was party time I was coming from Vegas that was a rough trip from Vegas like an incredible trip dude this the fight yeah it was it was incredible yeah it's awesome took a private jet with Saint roge's PJs me and Lex Friedman and Joe Rogan on private jet the PJs it's crazy how was it it was wild dude I just sat there and those two were chatting Lex Friedman and him were talking about I don't know what the [EXPLICIT] this state of things stuff what kind of stuff we said yeah I was just like I can't wait for this fight they were like we forgot you were here yeah dude that's [EXPLICIT] sick yeah I've never I've never been on a private jet those things are pretty scary dude those things you know like big ass planes you hit turbulence you think it's bad those little guys hit turbulence you're literally like I was trying to imagine it I was on a smaller flight like a smaller commercial flight and I was trying to imagine if no one else was on it to get a feel I'm like dude there must be so much space it is I mean you can just walk around but it's also the turbulences scary yeah dude and then you know they're the ones that produce like a hard ass so he's like you like … |
63JVIYWNs1E | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] foreign Wild West all right we're in dude we're going right now yeah I think we're I think we're going wow it's about time yeah yeah we ran into one technology evil dude turns it on dude true as soon as that red light comes on deros is the life of the party Twisted Joker dude that was a Joker Laugh that was dude you're twisted bro damn that is scary that is I can imagine hearing that at Arkham Asylum do you love Bentley in the back bedroom yeah Mayhem and Bedlam uh I'm rotten is Oklahoma Oklahoma State your favorite college football rat boy I don't know why would they do because it's the Bedlam brawl oh yeah you're in the roast chair now [EXPLICIT] thanks for coming my friend told me the other day he told me the other day like honestly he was he was we were talking about some couple and I go name them nah they go what happened and he goes you know why they just break up and he goes he cheated on her I started laughing you're twisted and I go what's wrong with me why am I laughing and he goes you need help yeah you need help that's because you're sick as hell what were the circumstances I didn't even get that I just yes they cheat on her I started laughing yeah uh like in their 20s yeah come on I found out some funny the older people get the funnier it is well yeah yeah that's what just happened really yes an older couple I'm close with the husband got caught cheating everybody was devastated and I was like dude he rules yeah how old is he uh 70. yeah how young was that jeep yeah boy was it a pro or an amateur sure doesn't make it cool if it was an amateur Joe orari's texting me dance response yeah hookers aren't cheating anyway though but true yeah hookers I have heard that I haven't but like I wouldn't respect a hooker cheat like if this dude yeah pulled off okay like some 22 year old waitress should be like this guy is swinging yeah yeah yeah yeah like a double life yeah yeah I mean you should by the time you're set if you're set if you're 70 you shou… |
6EJWVTvPtSw | how the hell are you shane i'm [EXPLICIT] ticked about that i'm mad dude just talking about all the times just lost nhl well that was the first time i lost yeah but think about all the times you won that that's not what a champion does bro true i i stick to my theory because i've seen you just be dominant in video games every time i've seen you play i think one of your ancestors actually did something on these grounds i think there's a gilles curse that only as soon as you walk in how dare you they can't you just don't bring my answers because your ancestors were scum i had they weren't scum they're hard work you killed children in the school something had it was an accident dude they killed the children it was an accident a kid slipped look i outshot noah the intern 36 to 18. time time on attack 10 to 4 minutes face-off's like 30-3 and he won four to [EXPLICIT] two you know they don't count grit that's they don't count in that thing shut the [EXPLICIT] up noah's an evil hippie officially an evil hippie he spent the week camping and then immediately scored a goal in nhl and was like [EXPLICIT] suck a dick absolute evil hippie spends a week in nature [EXPLICIT] in a tent for a week and then immediately he talks [EXPLICIT] during a video game noah's team might be too high true from the worst heat from the woods his native american heritage damn dude he saw a big pale face sitting on a couch we got [EXPLICIT] scalped bro he [EXPLICIT] nightwolfed you dude he did [EXPLICIT] no how did that feel being in nature did you like notice anything why don't you get one with the soundboard figure that out oh [EXPLICIT] we're having fun i'll be all right i apologize slimer i think i'm gonna microaggressed him why you hadn't you paid le man i think i micro-aggressed him i didn't realize i brought a culturally significant food choice oh yeah i noticed he didn't realize i thought that was i think his plate was untouched downstairs he didn't know it was for him and i thought lamere thought i was microaggressing him i'm not eating t… |
7-81CImthV0 | [Music] is going [Music] on [Music] the Wild Wild West hey there we go welcome to the podcast we're here we're live with Bert Kreischer and manicure how are you man what's up man how are you good you look good dude thank you man no no no no no it looks as good as you're setting yourself up what [EXPLICIT] good boy they're looking good boy haircuts damn dude no mustache good part I look like a good boy again Tommy cut my hair last night did he really yeah sober even sober and cut your hair allegedly which I would just come from dinner did ever tell you about the time uh my my hairdresser fell off the wagon and cut my hair no no oh dude I had this hairdresser he was uh he was cool as [EXPLICIT] you could only get him he'd come into L.A obviously he's now on Thursdays oh like cool as hell he was cool he cut he cut uh Ozzy Osbourne's hair uh [EXPLICIT] Perry cut everyone's hair and he lived in he lived out of town he'd come in once a month and you get a call like yo he's in town doing a haircut so Leanne dumps me right it was right right when we first start dating oh she dumps me I'm [EXPLICIT] I'm a wreck I can't stop crying yeah and he calls he goes yo I'm in town you want a haircut and I'm I'm still crying on the phone he's like what's wrong with you I go uh this chick I dumped me and I'm I'm [EXPLICIT] and he goes why don't you come and get a haircut I said no I'm good he goes no no it's the best thing you can do is look good today yeah you look good let's talk about it man we're friends we'll talk so come in now mind you he's a recovering heroin addict now come in and he's drinking a beer yeah that's Barbershop culture though yeah no no this is like hair stylist this is Hollywood hairstyle culture of course I might go man I thought you were sober and he was like heroin was my problem not beer yes I know this story yeah you want one I was like yeah I guess I'll take a beer and he's like so it's a problem I go uh this chick is that a Zen yeah [EXPLICIT] yeah oh yeah you want one no no no yeah you had one I go this… |
8HlcvS7Ba50 | fortuna fortuna spin your wheel upon us i decided i'm gonna start watching star trek [Applause] imagine getting eliminated based off your dick [Music] welcome to the medieval science podcasting i've never developed a tolerance for weed it's so funny i smoking it i have but the edibles every now and again destabilize headquarters [Laughter] someone pulls the fire alarm inside me when the edible hits and i was like oh boy and start going like isn't this what you wanted and it's like i don't know do i even like this feeling what the hell is going on yeah why do i do this it feels gluttonous to feel that nice and i just i freak out is that what it is yeah it's like this is way too decadent of a feeling that's weird i just get like a i'll get like a who do i think i am like an ancient king that's how i feel when i'm on wheat yeah dude yes the answer is am i a monarch i think i'm an ancient king yeah dude you know do i deserve to feel like i'm being carried on like tiny body pillows by servants you might have to just accept your kingness dude i've got a latent king quality that i'm it's bursting through the seams and it's [EXPLICIT] me up why what why are you fighting that i mean me and sid are comfortable in our kindness really you got to become blacker dude yeah that's your problem gotta cross the threshold of kingliness yeah it's the first step come on king i'm a goddamn kid come on young king you can start out as a young boss i think that's why i dress like a streets of rage characters because if like i don't just do something [EXPLICIT] with my entire energy it's going to go wigger hell i i it's do you think you're a king wigger i am you're playing the bigger kids i might be you might have to come back i might start having to do in that spray paint crown the graffiti crown dude everywhere i go the three dots and then wow you know what i'm talking about cool you you you might just be fighting absolute greatness dude you could be the bearer of light wigger king because there's there's got to be two right i'll be the… |
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9kWEHv8ZXKc | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] [Applause] oh my goodness 1098 yard explosion Josh Allen to Dave Davis the Wild Wild West activate hello let's come alive like Chuck E cheese robots dude we're here with Harry's wow wow wow what you're gonna say my name oh we try to hide your name yes government man you put out his government dude hide your last name that's why I never go by my full name why your government name what the [EXPLICIT] you talking about I don't know I just never have that's your girl yeah but what are you trying to hide he doesn't want to get run up on in the parking lot bro you can look like you good yes bro if I saw you eating a burger bro I'd [EXPLICIT] pull that yeah for real though what's your thought process on hiding your identity I don't know I just have always done it okay was like a work thing uh well I started doing like the social media [EXPLICIT] when I was in like middle school or high school oh they don't want you to you no none that's crazy yeah if I was in Middle School but you're in Middle School social media yeah like eighth grade just when I started doing it he blew up there's a social media icon yeah you're like this yeah social media Macaulay Culkin yeah pretty much I got the comparison a lot I want to be your Michael Jackson dude [Laughter] defended Michael by the way yeah he was good he said that nah lies who made that up then uh I think the other lying kids said uh they had pretty accurate stories but I mean a little detailed not accurate how jealous were they of Macaulay though you're like so Joe you were like you were Michael Jackson's like side the one guy became a dancer really that would that'll do it too you get touched by God the kid then he ended up I think dating Britney Spears or something he like [EXPLICIT] he [EXPLICIT] Michael Jackson and Britney Spears that's [EXPLICIT] sick what's he bellyaching about this yeah that's pretty sick you know tragedies we're gonna make light of that kid getting shot was funny yeah yeah don't let the other… |
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ARqJcUA_gTQ | I'm sorry I like that the hell are you [Laughter] talking about I got it mr. Magnus already online this requires unfortunately a shuffle of tequila whoa dude party time you live in salt life do this what's up yes now then okay first of all how long have you guys known each other what like seven years maybe yeah probably six or seven years yeah we go wait you guys live together we used to we did yeah are either of you married I'm married yeah he just got married yeah really children one child just had his first kid like how many at one month old yeah you're [EXPLICIT] me Thank You congratulations thank you all right well I'm [EXPLICIT] with you later but let's start the conversation with here's uh go ahead go ahead jump in what do you know do you want to talk about but by the way where the [EXPLICIT] are you a numbered guy on left me me I need your names I need your names again that's Shane I'm Matt McCusker Shane Gillis is to my left Matt mckusker is me Shane Chancellor folks - Shane know this man what's going on no she been sleeping with his wife I'm just yeah he knows what kind of into it yeah we're actually really into that kind of stuff yeah yeah I know everything G I'm John McAfee yeah I'm the world's greatest hacker I also would not available to build the world's largest anti hacking company could I no no listen we'll talk about it later okay nor does that just when we're into the [EXPLICIT] in terms of an event we're big knowing guys well [EXPLICIT] you both listen I don't blame you well it doesn't matter Magazine Norton it's all trash it doesn't just telling you now anytime software it does not [EXPLICIT] work damn you the man for that so what you think about coronavirus I heard you're calling it some [EXPLICIT] the plan Demick just because it's a subject that I can wax philosophical I we that's what we want yeah man gonna make me talk want you right now that corner of ours first of all it's not new mmm the [EXPLICIT] fires has been around since the beginning of man and the coronavirus like the various ve… |
Ag_JwzDXIN8 | yeah we live baby what's going on we're live you know uh I don't know if you noticed it i spruced up a little bit what my setups looking a little tighter right now check it out dude damn you outside right now my saw life hats not working there you go I was wondering I couldn't hear you how am i sound on your head heaven sound perfect beautiful teeth beautiful I don't see you in that natural light it's salt live dude you might step outside and fade from view just like everybody in my life did nothing but negativity out of you no way dude I was working with my inherent negativity today I only one hear that well I've it a lot of people are mad that I'm here which is very funny well who's mad at you I don't know like I was talking to Sodor he was like what are you doing there I was talking to if you people are like mad that I'm here I made you in a dude they're jealous that I'm they're jealous and I'm in Salt Life and they're in [EXPLICIT] New York to true New York would suck dick during this that's tight during this whole thing you're just driving a Jeep salt life in it bro I was just driving it dude I'm driving into the Jeep around my island and it's like your native fro it's so sick you're like a native Hawaiian by now Aloha Mahalo so what's going on bro dude as you can see reset my place up I mean you probably can't see your base that's basically so lush I mean come on man I should be surfing right now I just can't ya hung a sheet up I behaved in there over there they're being good I got you see my globe yeah let everybody know your worldly bro well I mean I don't know if you pay attention like this do you see where it's set to the latitude oh I see it yes 32nd power they don't on you pointing it out let them know why don't we handed exactly the 32nd and latitude is right over Lu Han yeah I just big blue Han was huh how big that city was is it big I thought you I thought you could see that from my globe like how the [EXPLICIT] you see that oh yeah yeah no it's it's like this massive yeah every city over there lik… |
ArE305XT5RM | all right baby we live we love yeah I thought we're just carrying over a conversation we were just having I thought uh genuinely I was like all nice if I don't drink for like a month I'm definitely gonna like lose weight instead I've just eaten well my mommy and daddy make dinner so they I'm not used to I'm not used to having more than one serving even available usually just whatever I order that's it that's the end of the food now there's like I can finish eating a full dinner and immediately go eat dinner before this vodcast I had a bowl of spaghetti start holding it down like that in restaurants and everything goes back to normal just like go immediately to the back of the kitchen with your plate and just go back to a big well I'm gonna just get half half of what I just had was getting another portion I'm just getting another 50% what I just after this you'll be able do ever the [EXPLICIT] you want in a restaurant you just go in the kitchen make what honest I'm getting seconds what do you guys share I'll go somewhere else I will go somewhere else you guys are lucky you're here I know I can't have a second half portion finish myself off to make sure that I'm in Mobile I need my stomach to be heavy now yeah it's uh oh yeah just threaten or like spit on them be like I'll come back here I'll spit on all the food actually you could do that pretty cronies speaking of holding people hostage you see that Amy Cooper lady strangler dog what there was just this lady in Central Park and a black a black dude who was a bird watcher so that's the level of threat we're talking about as far as black dudes bird watcher bird watcher so he's got like a jeff cap on like a weird complicated but like a scarf yes I couldn't I mean come on come on down with Chinese symbols on it yeah basically they got the whitest argument possible like her dog was off her leash in the area of Central Park where bird watchers bird watchers go and he didn't want the dog scaring off the birds so it was like ma'am you have to put that dog on a leash and … |
B4didw5MWaM | this is a mistake big bills i need t-shirts that are large but xl sleeves swear to god do you think so yeah i think let me see that let me see that balkan that's not bad dude definition all natural i mean i just woke up are you talking about building your body a little yeah summer 20 21. are you gonna get shredded me you're gonna get shredded you're gonna dry out or what i'm gonna dry out the whole night me and shane yeah you guys gonna dry out yeah i'm drying out right now shane's gonna get on the belt on i'm gonna get jacked dude i'm telling you that's the only move it's the only thing that makes sense anymore to get as ripped and jacked summer 21 is is mine actually i regret to inform you 21 has become mine i'll give you a taste but summer 21 i mean a few weeks back i already cleaned that song i remember you claiming summer i regret to inform you summer 2021 is mine yeah at texas bay this morning at about five o'clock my favorite thing to do is steal somebody's bid on the air before they get to say yeah texas paid this morning the pump is non-fiction we talk but you go so you go to a patriot gym oh yeah no man how did you find this huh how'd you find this thing hey man we find each other you went down there and you saw i was driving a truck in the morning and the windows are tinted during the day so the lights were on and when i was driving by i saw inside that you found some lights what'd you see in there no mask it's all guys in no mass warehouse you saw guys see a guy who's actually a girl working so guys working out you guys want to do this i'm not trying to see your game i don't want a word i'm saying you saw dude you saw a man working out you pulled it you said you slammed on the brakes oh you hit those that's what those trucks are for those jake brakes and then you [EXPLICIT] pulled in this is funny happy times you saw something comfortable i come from a long line of bodybuilders man didn't spade do something to you once what do you mean yeah my picture my before and afters dude what's wrong with happen… |
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Bn4BsD7lbnI | no you don't want nada wild wes goddamn we're live we're live it's been a while since you've been in the studio i know man it's crazy i mean dude i don't even know where were we where was that oh yeah i was here last week it was oh yeah yeah the week before that it was it was a blurt it's all blur you've been on the move man i have it's been a lot yeah a lot of traveling yeah man i had to hold down the fort last week i appreciate it i was the mall of america again it actually was pretty good this time was it really yeah i did i thought it sucked last time it seems september in a pandemic so like it was pretty empty and i was like this sucks and then this time it was it was full the shots of it looked so cool yeah yeah yeah it was i thought when you described it to me i'm thinking like when i think of bad comedy places i can conjure up some like very hellish scenes yeah so i was i was like drumming up some scenes i thought no no no no rules it's good no yeah you're in the pantheon i was like went back to the tgi fridays though the the tgi fridays the mall of america tgi friends you held it down held it down put this time i had to defend my honor and i played dracula actually you played this yeah i was like i have to do it i have to redeem myself i said it to you on the phone once i just broke my heart that i fibbed and i didn't play dragula the first time someone else did yeah but dude would he have this time he represented the click was strong that night there was like five of us spread out that was during the middle of the pandemic september september 20th you would tell me about doing those shows at first i'd be like that's great i was imagining everyone's like massed up and like just like four people in a room it wasn't that bad yeah yeah most of the places were fine but dracula when it was like me and five dudes spread out in a tgi fridays on like a thursday yeah in minnesota just traveling everybody at their own table just getting beers this tall trash someone's playing dracula oh so i played it i'd say four… |
C5SofikD2KI | this is it actually I love it dude I'm electrified right now I don't like you got half a dump in you dude I got half a dice probably why I'm so electrified right now my body still has extra calories yeah I tried taking it I had like a 4-minute now I was about 6 minute your 6 minute window and you tried to squeeze out dumped dumped in four minutes pinch it off it was like I think that was what was troubling me from the night before so I had a bad case of today I've had a bad ass honestly I've had a salt yeah just like yeah just a [EXPLICIT] up I didn't make any casts all day it's the worst and then I was like I I took it dump before this something I think this is a dump that's gonna solve bring me back to baseline another somehow bad ass and another half dump so I think I've been taking like my dumps have been like the that one flag from like the 1700s or the snake section in like so I've taken joiner down I don't but I don't they used to join so I went to wipe and I gave myself a right you know you just wipe your ass and just looking like ya know racing I talked about this before we race Drive smears up your back yeah and onto the back of the toilet seat why do you wipe like the whole way up your boxers I just saw I was a dabber for a first I was doing like a you know dab why he's not a dabber I was a front wiper for a while and apparently I didn't know that was a pipe in the into your sack boy I'd stop at my sack [EXPLICIT] people are saying it's quiet games you'd give him classic Matt and chains with the gain up to [EXPLICIT] 19 are people happy now no yeah yeah thank you work in progress streams down don't be posted but yeah you we've just got I mean this is this is almost I'm D you standing to wipe true that was thing is the source here problems now that was probably going wiped forward straight in the sack white Ford was the first way I'd sit for I'd sit down and just lift sack and I'd obviously saw you physically the lifts here yeah lifts and wipe-on stop at the Dragon Scale so yeah I'd go today I lift the … |
CABYRFgoSHA | welcome welcome to Matt and Shane's Lemaire Andy we got [EXPLICIT] Murdoch in the Tomb murder Murdock yo um yeah Shane is in Nashville right now actually so it's an old rainy day in Philadelphia him and Nate ran off him and Nate ran off there's stuff going on right now you know like you're always Bonnie and Clyde over in I always hear rumors dude everyone's always like oh the podcast is breaking up it's yeah it is yeah Shane and Nathan just started their own thing panties broke up Matt and shame I got drafted the panties in your mouth and we got murder Murdoch in the [EXPLICIT] building all the rumors are true everything you ever read online yeah it's true it's called Matt in your mouth now that is a bit of an upgrade I'll go for that it's a good trade yeah dude oh it's okay yeah we're fine it's going right to the card oh we're good I thought he was a good producer Danny dubs that guy is [EXPLICIT] skilled before this though let's not get personal yeah that's like a [EXPLICIT] personal come on Andy pay me some mouth dude Pretend We're doing panties in the mouth let me let me in Murder Murdoch just sit in on what you guys usually do I heard you guys get the guests high as [EXPLICIT] Nate's been doing that yeah because we got a good move we got Alice grubar on he does he's looking at the stone pothead yeah he was weeding out the stone so Nate was like testing his pothead abilities yeah it was getting him too high with all of his gadgets Nate's like weed Gadget man yeah I believe it yeah we say he's smoking in like 20 30. because like everything he has to smoke with like everyone I see at like the clubs or whatever they'll like grab it and then they'll pause for a second they'll be like is this right is that how I'm supposed to cause like no one knows what the [EXPLICIT] he's yeah he's like is he a big dab guy [Laughter] yeah he won't smoke him out of that like mousetrap crack pipe that everyone uses he's like I Gotta Throw in my T1000 and [EXPLICIT] smoke it through Bluetooth yeah so he's been getting everyone high… |
Cf3S8sMSois | [Music] [Music] no you [Music] [Music] worshiping yeshua the christ worshipping christ jesus yahuwah uh what it's all about pray to the lord every day for his guidance and live your life as one of his sons on earth and not trying to be a son or a citizen of the world [Music] wow wow wes all right we're going oh the superstar tells us he's saying now it's you guys go you're more of an actor or a director you're like an actor director you're a superstar now he is you have changed have you not noticed the change what's different about god damn the jet lag you're jet lagged dude i am jet lagged you're completely you're jet lag dude i know you're a complete rolling stone dude you little jet lag you guys you and the ocon man have been barking at the moon dude running late night with the big dogs you guys partying yeah a little bit what'd you guys do we drank just drank at different locations yeah that's it yeah pretty much comedy life speaking of comedy life and drinking in different locations true i've been undergoing hell dude i've been going through it and [EXPLICIT] blows on that sucks you're about you gotta fight your belly's [EXPLICIT] up my belly's gone dude no so thursday in san francisco i was at cobbs joe avery i think his last name is avery i hope i'm not [EXPLICIT] that up he's a great comedian he he had the attendees yeah in the green room he had the chicken attendees on thursday he hit the test back and he said geez these things are [EXPLICIT] my stomach up and threw them out that's what i did wait he he didn't even finish his attendees he was like these are these something's wrong i'm not putting this on the club but the next night i was like that might have been a bad batch either way i'm getting attendees for sure so how much you've been looking forward to how long have you been looking as soon as he told me they made him sick i was like that's good it must be good that's a good bet because joe's relative he looks like a normal healthy guy yeah yeah i was like he probably can't handle it for sure you c… |
Ct4z2S7MhiA | [Music] [Music] no you [Music] sleep when you're dead [Music] so [Music] wow wild west start we're hot we're [EXPLICIT] hot right now we're hot you got to start wow wow we're very hot right now you got to start god dude guys people can't see my penis shorts i'm wearing some pretty short shorts myself but i just [EXPLICIT] i told you last night i shut target down hard as hell dude i might be strictly a good fellow bro the good value we're a good yeah no good fellow yeah i know this brand oh yeah i strictly wear a good fellow dude these shorts 15 bucks i got every single color oh you look good they're just sweat shorts dude they're sweatpants but shorts i think always one of these you actually kind of look stylish because like 90s [EXPLICIT] is in style right now is it really yeah you are unironically in style it's gym shorts these this is gym uniform i saw these shorts and i'm like this is catholic school gym catholic school gym uniform i bought a ton of pairs of them and i have a pair of white shorts in these that i particularly enjoy i like them a lot you must really be showing in those that's a nice presentation what's that white pack white shorts oh you're tired bulge your penis yes your penis and testosterone do you should see it's crazy dude the white when the light bounces off it it's like dude i'd like to someone stopped me the other day and i was like dude the [EXPLICIT] up with you what they said they're like dude what the hell is going on with your dick dude chill yeah well this didn't happen to me i don't know [Laughter] we're [EXPLICIT] we are on the same page today no we're going we're [EXPLICIT] fine we're [EXPLICIT] we that's good no that didn't happen shane i'm lying we got we got two links last night that was the problem we got you and me reviving so hard it felt good dude it did it's been a while since we vibed dude it was and i forgot how fun that was to go out and dude it was like you know how like like dude today i had a [EXPLICIT] brutal hangover moving all of my [EXPLICIT] in 96 degree heat… |
D7_prXqchM4 | Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] think about this for a moment if he had shuffled differently do you like every Kirby in different place right yeah if you right now lifted a few more a few less it'd be a different place yeah you agree if you don't feel right about like I want to do a different start over Okay so here's what I do you're gonna take the card you cut to and I want you just bring it close to you and look at it so lift off lift up and take that one yeah oh no not on that one like wherever you cut you know yeah bring it close to you make sure you see it don't let Shane see it you got it you got it remember that card yeah you got it you put it back in the middle there and shuffle them all up it's enough shuffling here man you guys feel like car cheats I don't want to touch him I don't want to see him not and I don't want to be a cartridge I want you to imagine that that card when you just took it back yeah you [EXPLICIT] with me and you stuck it in your pocket I know you didn't but I want you to mention that right now that card is like invisible and it's in your pocket yep fair enough yeah keep it for later thank you yes welcome to Matt and chain Seeker podcast very very mentally yeah The Mentalist it's going down who's The Mentalist who knows what dude I thought it was Oz for sure it's O's it's like somebody owes you money whatever the hell your name is my experience as a ninth graders I know right weird name yeah everyone thinks I made this name up I'm like dude I would not have made this name up O's is your name yeah where are you from one of my best stories ever is the fact I was buying weed off this guy in high school and and he had my name down and when he called me he's like you want announce I'm like no man I just want eighth and he's like well it says Oz right here and he's like your name is ounce I'm like no dude on my bachelor party literally my shirts say ouch that name stuck for years this is good it's pretty cool yeah it's pretty nice w… |
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G0WMZ-gVXQ8 | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada if you're here and you're someone Shane cared about someone Shane loved or maybe you're just somebody who has no business being here at all who's just here because you think it's going to make you more popular you know Shane and I used to [EXPLICIT] around big time we [EXPLICIT] party hard we brought our vehicles around slay ass Shane now lives through me I have his power the Wild Wild West hello what's up dude not too much so I just look at you guys or do I look at this inexpensive camera you all have lined up 4K we have three of them we have three of them by the way no big deal we do it yeah see the three on it yeah it is I'm kind of wondering why the first two aren't set up I mean is it we don't we don't need the coverage we don't need it we're low we're low prod low Pride quality well we're here with Danny McBride dude [EXPLICIT] it thank you [EXPLICIT] Yeah we made it thank you let's drink Sparkling water together yes let me drink alcohol I would like alcohol we have some downstairs I don't think yeah thanks for doing this we were we were nervous I mean I was you know definitely what were you nervous about what did you think was going to happen Well normally we have like comedians on that we're friends with so this is a little more we're not the best interviewers usually the podcast is us just talking about like what we whack off too that's fine that's the kind of interviews I'm kind of tuned to be able to excel it that's gonna work out okay yeah we figured yeah uh yeah dude we're excited about this because we both saw Eastbound and just acted like you for about a decade that's perfect how old were you guys when you saw like ten no no no no yeah [EXPLICIT] a loser at home I was at home I was like yeah I'm pretty much Kenny Powers dude I'm just at home being a loser but I'm still the [EXPLICIT] man we were in college right we just found it yeah I was in college pretty much yeah so that was kind of the ripe age for it I mean that's who we were making 23 yeah… |
G4aWB5-dTJs | what up dudes what's going down what up what's happening bro chilling man chilling you know me dude you know what i've been up to what's that up early dude yeah did you get up early today yeah man oh wow well you know yeah late night last night it's my party time mister cool matt mccusker what party time you slander me i was dude i was the only one i was like hey guys i gotta get home i gotta get i was more responsible than the people out watching the show yes i was like no i'm i'm i'm going you're more responsible i saw the 10 45 on my phone i was like i'm trying to be in bed by like 11. 11 15. man and i was went home took a warm shower i had comedy ass which sucked yeah yeah yeah every time i've had comedy ass for a week really i just had a vicious mud butt just to oh well if you've been much blessed for like a week yeah but then it turns into lava butt because like i had a hot ass by the time i got home i had what was comedy mud butt but then i walked all the way home turned into hot lava ass yeah so then i had everybody had to like take a very like like acid razor knife ass wipe hurt like a son of a gun yeah and then i went in the shower took the water to it still hurt so then i had to hit the vag so you had a you vaseline yeah the reset yeah that's dude that's like the best if your ass is like messed up just slather vaseline in it go to bed it's totally healed when you wake up it's awesome i had no idea yeah dude just vaseline all right got a sore hiney vaseline you get some vaz up in there you can't dip the same thing you try to [EXPLICIT] me whoa dude this guy's trying to put a hit on me whoa dude some [EXPLICIT] you accused me of partying you were excuse me no offense to anyone being a homosexual just because i'm not is this guy trying to [EXPLICIT] me what the hell is going on right i met a guy who oh dude great guy he's a good friend but he believed multiple guys were trying to [EXPLICIT] him it probably worked well you have any guys trying to fight because i hit him with the also thanks for snitching o… |
GNlvvHDt_JQ | [Music] [Music] no you what you're seeing all around us of course is our brand new studio and that's pretty exciting because we have a lot of talented people and now uh they kind of get unleashed to use their talents i told you the gang room showed you the playroom with all the latest television broadcast technology this is where i handle water business we'll make our way down to the studio come on all right everybody this is my studio [Music] wow wow damn dude that thing probably never jumped that high [Laughter] got deep palms what's up dudes what's up dude thank you for having us charles [EXPLICIT] blizznick thank shane's on a little ski trip i'm here in the news dude new philadelphia headquarters dude i feel like what's good dude thank you you got the [EXPLICIT] eating chairs dude these chairs we should we should all get blacked right after yeah when you buy these chairs you know when you go to like the mattress store you lay down you're like yeah i can deal with this people are just like yeah dude yeah this will work i'm looking at my new genre just four podcasters getting blacked out i had a feeling that'd be good basement on the way here you're up for something weird greg black drag or raw regular i don't [EXPLICIT] with black roll black for all is for absolute animals raws yeah blacks are always too much like a folding chair i need the storyline i need like a bratty wife to be like not just some like chick in a hotel getting like no can you be bratty what does raw mean in this sense black drawers there's there's like oh yeah no go ahead go ahead blitz okay so no so regular i'm pretty sure regular regular black is like narrative driven yes and it's production high production yeah and it's not it's like studio and then black raw is filmed like it's like it's like it's like all like dark and then there's like uh there's like a flashlight it's like a flashlight like blair witch of black it's all found footage it's just some lady like oh my god i'm in this hotel i'm so horny [Laughter] yeah this is awesome dud… |
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GhaO6UjcEcU | [Music] no you there's something coming out from its back that looks like what i would describe as wings that's great man i think we captured the jersey devil we captured the jersey double we're on dude yes this could be the day all the funny stops this could be the dead why it must be funny if we just this was the day we just realized we had nothing we met a couple yeah but we never fully the music never stopped on us though it's only i mean every for everyone needs to go get some like take out and eat and regroup but yeah you know i mean we've obviously came down the hill and then ran back you know charged but i'm talking about just one day where it's like i fully exhausted everything i know i know i was just constantly like repeating stories like i think i've told you this before it's just it's like a comment will be like he said that story six times all right hey come on man yeah chill fire up the juice now i got some i got some juices what you got i've been back home dude i've been live this i found this tracksuit in my closet oh look at that dude yeah a lot of people are excited about it hello it's a nice dude this was in my closet yeah this is what the hell what else you got in there like a sam hyde t-shirt i'm retired it's the coronavir it's like i have coronavirus you hung it on the rafters it's in the rafters i'll break it out when i need it there's a there's an emergency supply of clothing at my parents house that's just the worst clothes you look at grandpa you're like a grand theft auto character it really is yourself like a different house over there and you have all your yeah i really am changed my outfit look in the mirror i'm like oh [EXPLICIT] here we go again it's uh yeah i've i need to go home i need to go back to new york yeah i've been gone for like two weeks maybe maybe even three damn two weeks i think you're also uh i think were you at the stand last thursday or did you end up chilling chilling i think louis ck's out there i know louise i got a notification from the club he's coming hurry… |
H1zsAgko7EM | how the hell are you shane how you doing man how you doing bro i'm doing all right man it's good episode 312. i needed to see you i needed my rock wow i've been out you were gone i could feel it i was drifting it see i was listening i've been mr cool bro where will you be exactly i've been too cool i've been too cool to answer yeah i've been to i just need to chill what do you mean about wicked ways you wanted you went back up to the big apple and immediately fell into sin the first night i was there i dosed my good friend yeah jason how integral were you to this extra acid to this plot uh i was 40 30 guilty gotcha of the yeah out of three people i was 30 well with a dose usually somebody provides the dose that's part of lewis brought the dose to the table got you so he's culpable for that gotcha tried to dose ari already deflected the dose and gave it to jay how did how did i already know he was getting i told her oh i said louis is trying to dose you why did lewis tell you yeah louis did it directly in front of me and was like don't tell ari and i was like okay i won't yeah i immediately walked inside and told her yeah yeah but my plan would have been to have dosed lewis sure or no one true heinz like no one but at the time you know it was rumpful at the time it's rumpelstiltskin it was wrong these are going around someone has been going around how much do you have on him like a little vile lick like a little liquid i don't know i only saw somebody it was a tab he handed it to him uh put it in a beer and let it kind of yeah i thought he had like a vial of liquid it was funny i stand by that it was funny the episode was funny but you know then you feel bad once once your friend's bummed you're like oh man yeah maybe that was and then every single person i told was like what are you doing yeah i thought i wouldn't care i was like i wouldn't care and everybody i told was like that's like really [EXPLICIT] up man that would be like a real problem yeah well if you put someone in a nego prison yeah you know that's th… |
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IOTqdslUNSk | [Music] no you you like black white i like white girls more better pog p-a-w-g bad-ass white girls the thick time types those are my favorite like white girls more better what a [EXPLICIT] gotta do to get some sucky sucky around this [EXPLICIT] to go see a giant college just before trying to get close to me [Music] what a [EXPLICIT] gotta do to get some sucky sucky around this [EXPLICIT] do y'all think i'm light-skinned or not fat ass white girls let me tell y'all one of the reasons why i'm still single and why i'm still a virgin gives you all freaky as hell with no primary care position whatsoever and i don't like that what a [EXPLICIT] gotta do to get some sucky sucky around this [EXPLICIT] hog my name joshua henderson all right bro all right bro maybe my name be the last thing you'll ever hear wow wild west there we go yes what's up what's up well it's good to be back in this dude yeah man yeah official steven with our with our guests today lemare lee you may know ramirez the guy who got fired arguably the simplest jobs of all time yeah i i didn't ask josh adam meyers to move oh that's all it was that's all it was it's one of the girls that was one of the all-time greatest episodes though it was a great episode the fact that we lost that man yeah those libraries and you just never know like thousands of books all the knowledge lost all of josh adameyer's stories that was one of the that was so [EXPLICIT] funny lemaire then you came the next week and then fixed our blunders um so matt what's going on with you i'm scared of the mama crown bro the omicron i'm not getting i'm gonna chrome i'm trying to get this [Laughter] what type of [EXPLICIT] are you getting where's it from oh no [EXPLICIT] are you single yeah dude i'm sorry i didn't know that i didn't it's okay it's okay dude did she break your heart did she die from omicron you broke girl i had to i had i just had to stop things yes i had to end it i had to end it oh yeah does it have everybody yes 100 yes it does have everything to do with a six minute video… |
IR7UCLWJT60 | [Music] [Music] no you don't want nadar no pinching dude you gotta lay ground rules pinches are definitely oils yeah big time i'm just i grab grabs no grabs unless it's like a like a in solidarity like shoulder rock maybe you can craft you know handshake yeah yeah grab your [EXPLICIT] forearms dude [EXPLICIT] hey okay we're good i'm just making sure i don't know [EXPLICIT] your brother just called me gay they started i didn't call you you insinuated you were you insinuated obviously obviously dude or is it the spartan chick doesn't even matter i just i watch a whole thing on spartans dude they [EXPLICIT] rule what is it with [EXPLICIT] all right dudes that love spartans they're kind of the [EXPLICIT] dude like their whole lives just rule they chill all their beige just go out and learn dance and how to tease them to make them have tougher skin i watch a whole documentary how do they tease and they pinch them no they just like make fun of them to give them tougher skin oh like figuratively tougher according to ancient history so the guys go out and like train and wrestle they would train the girls would go and learn how to sing dance yeah you like the wrestling so they they'd come home from they've come home from like seeing their friends get their head cut off and the wife would be like i mean dude to die in battle was the greatest honor yeah so they weren't thinking like you guys they were they wondering how they got tricked into that that's just guys like gardening out there the real italians dude they're out there they want to die glory dying there's nothing glorious about it dude back then there was more of an uh guy from athens put me in some robes let me have some boys for sure you're a philosopher i'm just up here yeah how can i get more boys thinking yeah the thing i was watching there's not a lot of that boy crap really yeah they leave that out conveniently yeah i mean yeah i think it was i think it was everywhere i think it was just i think i think everyone was getting into it boy but yeah back then the… |
IevDmcgpTWI | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA what's up dumb blazy what's going on Ma how you feeling I'm feeling good how are you feeling man I'm doing amazing now that you on the phone but I'm very upset about this Tory Lanez situation [Music] [Music] my goodness man y'all gotta hit them likes man cause people in Canada looking at y'all like y'all the Wild Wild West yeah Jesus Christ dude let me gather my thoughts let him start figuring it out don't just hit go all right we're talking about cool headshots microphone suicide is the new headshot for sure oh yeah for sure I like the kind of like like that [EXPLICIT] guy in Vietnam that'd be fun right that'd be a fun picture reenacting Bud Dwyer would be kind of tight if it was you going [Laughter] yeah that's a uh as an unfortunate aspect but it needs to be done I don't know if it does that's the thing uploading uh you can use I'm done with bios yeah it's ridiculous you can do iPhone portrait mode that's like a that's a professional photographer I hate to break it to photographers but yeah you've been your days are numbered photographers of preying on [EXPLICIT] yeah I mean they'll still get them they probably want the flash in the setting but dude do you ever see portrait mode on an iPhone yes it's ridiculous very nice my head shots are portrait mode portrait mode outside while the deck is chilling yours is nice but mine is I kind of hate it you see every FDC for a while ago I'm such a dumbass people probably think this is serious that's the thing I'd love to do the caution tape across the mouth dude you would freak out like two guys post it and be like actually delete it we need to know it because some places would use it as Bill Woods there's gonna be Bill Woods this year yeah [EXPLICIT] do a full body it makes it funnier do a full body if I did that man because ever it's always everyone's head if you had a picture of just you outside by yourself that'd be tight I'm talking Billboards you need full body very small one on a big billboard yeah or a really … |
JN94DQ1dTM8 | [Music] [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow wow Wes hey what up dude that's sick oh my God we're back again it's a cool way to do it though just hold it down [EXPLICIT] oh like this hold the mic like a ringside announcer ladies and gentlemen Red Corner yeah come on yeah that's the ref yeah lifetime we'll ever see like basically like gay combat like for real not [EXPLICIT] around talking about like real deal HBO Saturday night at the guards [Laughter] it's like California yeah yeah I mean would you get the ring with one of those guys it's like it's like Ultimate Surrender but it would just be gay guys taking each other to the mats the Ultimate Surrender yes surrender your [EXPLICIT] yeah dude it's Ultimate Surrender yeah you're saying legit Ultimate Surrender like yeah it's it's become a sport you could do that at Pride week at least you could have dudes like slam 69 at each other at Pride week we could set this up this could be like the dog monkey rodeo dude we could get all the rodeo dog Rodeo monkey rodeo I didn't know it was that I didn't know it was that Niche that the only place I saw it was there you guys ever see monkey rodeo the only videos baseball yeah those they make the rounds you can catch them with the Iron Pigs really oh yeah I told you about it five years ago monkey rodeo monkey rodeo the hell was I doing it's probably thinking about guys taking each other down again so guys so you're saying do you think well then um we'll make it to the big leagues I mean did you think like 30 year old white dudes would be boxing each other for like prime time HBO box that I didn't see that coming so now I'm like what's coming up what do you mean like like Jake Paul yeah I didn't see that coming you know the white dude 30 year old white dudes would step back in and be like well we got boxing we'll take it from here we're gonna save the sport we're tired of watching very good Latinos it's time for the whites the elderly YouTube whites to… |
K0U_q1F-dn4 | hey shane how's the audio it's yeah thumbs up again it's fantastic thumbs up again this was plug and play now that we had we had to have people come down from dad meet incorporated come down tim came down and blessed us because lamorp is failing us yeah it's very thin ice damn that t-shirt you're wearing come on let's let's get right into it what's going on about usa 2.0 usa 2.0 go ahead and tell me your talking points here i mean they're not even talking points dude the whole idea is that you know i'm just trying to re-mobilize re-energize the americans free health care step one phil is already out personal personal data dividend he gets free health care my dad gets angry about health care dude we were just so i was watching the rnc before you came here on my phone oh [EXPLICIT] was that last night no it was it was oh they just renominated michael r pence thank you nominated donald j trump they uh but they're on there that part of the thing they're talking about the democrats and they were like and then you know we are at a crossroads they are we're they're right i never thought i'd say that but they're right we're at a crossroads we're about he starts labeling like the things that she doesn't want she's like and we're about to give what eliminate private health care give people who don't belong like or they say basically immigrants we're going to give immigrants health care and people like boo it's like dude you guys don't have health care what are you [EXPLICIT] doing it's like [EXPLICIT] they can't get it it's like that's yeah it's crazy they've they've really they have done a great job of prop propagandizing just everybody to be like [EXPLICIT] free healthcare dude you're gay they just call me gay i'm trying to pay and then everyone goes to hospital and like 80 000 bucks and they're like this is crazy man you're like yeah we get set up for free like [EXPLICIT] you dude don't ever say that i'd rather stay my whole life in medical debt i'm in debt cause i broke my leg on a bike i'm in debt for america i brough… |
LA-pULceG40 | we are on dude wow i uh i'm cold showers now after the after the patreon with mullen i accidentally took one this morning how'd you like it i hated it really yes uh if somebody uses the sink in our kitchen at all like the hot water it's just instantly freezing you know and i was showering and somebody was washing dishes you won't say hey i didn't like it so funny and then it's just like whoever you hate the most at the time is the person washing dishes in your head yeah you're like that [EXPLICIT] you just did a cold shower like [EXPLICIT] chris how cold how cold are you talking ice cold it's just it's just cold water it's awesome it was terrible so you just got here what was funny was i was getting blasted and i could feel it start coming and i was like oh i'm gonna do this because we just talked about this i was like i'll stand in that's it for like two seconds i was like you just gotta tough it out i had to step out of it and stand there naked just freezing like that sucks like this [EXPLICIT] sucks i don't know what's good about this oh [EXPLICIT] yeah it's just the teenage just oh yeah dude i i got uh right before i came i went for just a little run a little something a little mild and uh i came back in yeah you've been running like crazy i just got back to you in your face thank you bro i'm sorry i'm going to start running event i just want to receive the emaciated 50 year old men who just are like i want to become one of them there's just like always a hat and gloves on barely moving somehow and josh is just like yeah you see that guy a lot now they're all over the place yeah they've read there's a book called born to run i think it tells you to like i don't know what's in that book but like just look as gay as possible and you will crush marathons yeah that's exactly how they're wrong look gay people are faster than us get over it if you want to run you have to just come on matt i'm sorry i was not with everybody i promise although we have about 24 hours more of goofing we got a few more hours to goof dud… |
LIm8dXPsm6k | we had how do we have air pods and then you can still see hearing aids yeah hearing aids look like landlines [Laughter] so they should make cool like you hang them on your ears and it's like a a thing on the outside like almost like tiny satellite dishes that would that would be pretty and you could like obviously either be like cases not cases but like skins for them like you get them wrapped if they like moved on their own oh dude that would be the ultimate yeah if people could see you like triangulating sound with like little doo doo doots coming out [Music] welcome welcome to the [EXPLICIT] sd dude yeah apparently you guys have already been here but true yeah drew here the whole time welcome or welcome back you never know yeah you never know somebody could the best is thinking about people who stumble across this on the internet which is like no context and they're just like what the [EXPLICIT] that'll be great for them also shout out the mayor we got lemaire in the [EXPLICIT] we can't see him which is weird we need to get another monitor this is uh this is a pretty crazy experiment we're running right now yeah this is we could lose funding over there we could we could we went straight to human trials on the tomb we should have had it we should have some of the monkey in there first this is a good like halfway point don't be racist in the comments yeah yeah yeah don't be racist in the comments we'll do it yeah we'll handle the race listen here do not leave a comment saying that this is like halfway between a monkey and a given trial i don't think that that would be a funny joke for you to make in the comments i would be [EXPLICIT] furious i might take the channel down if somebody got it it's over i'll report this channel i'll report the whole channel i'll take this whole thing to protest outside of your work i'll break this leap i'll [EXPLICIT] kill you dude yeah this leaf [EXPLICIT] minds well the idea for lemaire is to get lemaire into a deep trance dude let's take himself how can we lull him racist hypnoti… |
LTiVlK7CGzk | [Music] no you rings we have now taken over your radio [Music] [Applause] [Music] myself what's better than your big says hitting you up nothing i wish i had a big set i just got these big brothers dude brothers suck big sisters would be although having older brothers are nice especially a brother like tom who's who's a bit of an entrepreneur oh yeah dude how nice am i at sliding into ads now dude you might i'm a seasoned pro i'm billy i'm billy mays dude true you are i'm going to die billy made what he died from killed himself he killed himself he sold a boat in half dude and he sunk didn't have some [EXPLICIT] though going on like he had some dark [EXPLICIT] going on with him hey billy mate we're here live with the bees are we going yeah all right take it east the big bees dude the big b c guys we're the bees nasty from your [EXPLICIT] it podcast give it a listen it's very funny brian six aka the bees man what's up and ryan chainer aka just pretty much that he doesn't have a nickname he doesn't have a cool nickname no he's got a last name nightmare shane oh yeah i think he's the nightmare nightmare dude he's he's spooky dude i know he'll take you on a spooky journey every job for a community is taking on spooky journeys and the nightmare will take you there and then i'll show you spooky paintings nightmare might be the nickname i haven't put down this spalding since i heard about the [EXPLICIT] challenge dude that's the first time we're playing los bro oh he got brought up last night i was like i did legion of skanks last night and they brought up and i was like wait a minute wait a minute yeah i was like here's i was like explain this to me so jay's like yeah dude me louis dave against mccusker shane tommy and i was like tommy pope and he goes yeah like all right no what what i know tommy's dude i'm not sure i know he did there's a part of me that's afraid he's horse feeding tom can be a feeder but every time he feeds like one time i heard him he was like i'm [EXPLICIT] great at golf and i was sitting there li… |
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MmcDd5TOzoI | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada yes yes I'll come okay thank you oh yeah am I going to jail Shut up thank you wow wow Wes I went to snap what happened to your [EXPLICIT] hand I was peeling apples this morning I peeled my finger I went right down my goddamn finger dude how bad feeling of Granny Smith it wasn't too bad I just love Granny Smith dude I still do really you're a red guy I switched so now I'm uh excuse me bro excuse me brother oh hey here's our guess good good to see you guys is it uh red delicious or Macintosh that's a question what's the crisp honey crisp honeycris I like a nice crisp I don't like the Reds that are like soft yeah yeah that's a Macintosh I think yeah grainy and soft yeah not with that either numb grass to hold down Granny Smith but I've got in this hour and tart now dude I love them this is apple season yeah it is so now what I do though I usually do all straight Smith but now I've got into baking apples so you got to do a little variety throw some Smith in there for the tartness um I think I threw some honey crisps actually in there wow look at you can I see the cut can you uh show me that we have advantages it's small but it was In the Heat of the Moment I didn't want blood to get on the apples I was cutting so it's just a little Nick it's nothing crazy okay but I was leaving you still you did the right thing by covering it up through the Band-Aid so I can continue I was just like yes you have some Neosporin no just the band it's the bandage the acid from The Granny Smith probably oh that probably hurt probably just cured it all out yes cleaned it out but I heard kissing a wound will actually make it better scientifically it does it's alive I heard that too the saliva actually does it yeah yeah it feels like that cannot be true though oh it's true yeah but saliva somebody else is saliva in your cut your mommy and daddies are talking about you're talking your mommy my mommy and daddy's probably break out in herpes yeah [EXPLICIT] gay [EXPLICIT] of a dad you got ag… |
MpAt4tYwDW8 | life dude our audio sounds take off my astana shades shane i mean dude a fantastic display of valor and courage with a migraine with a migraine coming through or coveted 19. no way no we're not sure no way no shape no how true you're right i have been taking garlic there's no garlic you've been taking vitamin d yeah i've been doing about 40 minutes of cardio a week dude combined that's i mean i do a minute of cardio for every alcoholic beverage i have a week perfect that's how you stay fit it's called equilibrium it's called staying humble it's called homeostasis it's called being great for sure dude i mean you're definitely 40 minutes 40 minutes of cardio you're probably triggering autophagy all throughout your whole body cellular death and [EXPLICIT] coming back bringing in the new exactly maybe the best you might be in too good of shape is why you got involved could be what's going on you might be going through over training my diet might be too strict and disciplined classic signs of over training dude that's what you have right now don't look at my [EXPLICIT] hair what are you talking about what the hell what would i do what would i say about your i saw you staring and scoping me out dude somebody [EXPLICIT] with our chairs i'm telling you like we're like the bears goldilocks was in here somebody was [EXPLICIT] with our stuff yeah somebody came in and fixed this goddamn audio pisses me off golly somebody fix this goddamn show man you're too loud you're ruining the show we got the two interns back there with some real dude lemare's turning the rankings came straight up here got the audio all set up sounds great he seems not that high how high are you he's got that he's very high yes very well one step at a time conquer punctuality now you know that's probably why you ran straight up to this room you probably like couldn't face anybody for sure i just want to be alone good god yeah dude i got i think they're both mk ultra dude on that gary brad you got that gary payton we got the brad over there pat y'all losi… |
MwxuCVnv6Fo | you hi and welcome hello how are you we're back dude this is a fireside chat mistakes were made damn my leadership failed [Laughter] no i made it yeah i [EXPLICIT] up i did i made a bad mistake dude did you i think so yeah just by being we talked about on the patreon but yeah i [EXPLICIT] up sorry guys [EXPLICIT] got bad i thought i thought other things were going yeah man i definitely triggered the nego [EXPLICIT] nest within our patreon or our reddit just like nego [EXPLICIT] are definitely fired up right now yeah they are i feel bad i feel bad because i i did i loused up it's like my bad guys there's mistakes made but it's like it reminds me of being back in bryn mawr when it's like you get these guys have these strong emotional reactions at the drop of a hat with like no nuance or there's like this is what's happening yeah you know it's a shame so basically you're calling the nego [EXPLICIT] libtards they're sort of they stay they share qualities they do share qualities they're not gonna like the reddit boys are a liberal partner at all no it's it's a type of thinking that you just put any kind of filter on when something happens you're just like yeah it's like take dude take a breath it's so funny that it's hard for me not to want to make you dig a deeper hole i know like there's a part of me that wants to just be like why did you do that just to be a [EXPLICIT] just to be an [EXPLICIT] but i understand that the position you're in is shitty when the nego [EXPLICIT] on reddit turn on you it sucks sucks because normally normally you open reddit you're like oh nice like here's a funny quote this guy rules especially with you they're always like all the shaman [EXPLICIT] sick shane's a fat [EXPLICIT] shaman rules well if you're doing what they want you're the best oh yeah they share you with praise as soon as they don't like something they're like their brain is just like oh my god the podcast is ending that guy's a [EXPLICIT] it's just like you know that's the other thing too you lose translation of like what p… |
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O97fkKSciVM | yeah this is mine's a condenser mic as well so mine's i mean mine's state-of-the-art that is pretty tight where'd you get that thing officemax dude little it's like a little podcast boy yeah it's not what is something funny about this there's nothing funny about that dude ever since roni's you've had a bad attitude it's my [EXPLICIT] life dude this is my ball and kitchen yeah shout out to [EXPLICIT] politics shout out biden dude shut up biden dude i need invited to win i need it we need we need to buy i need a good buy then dude business as usual look at that [EXPLICIT] this is where i scope the girls i stare at all the girls dude let me see some girls they're down to the top damn the baby girls are laughing and frolicking dude are they splashing each other they're splashing you need to go drop a can of can opener can open for the pool dude should i run down there go jackknife call out the jackknife midair dude if that was me i'd be ripping a can opener right now dude biggest splash dude huh cover your face and fall in backwards if i went down there and hit a cannonball no the water would be like really it's not that big a ball it would actually disrupt the pool if i ran down there go down there and do a whirlpool yeah it's [EXPLICIT] uh biden also has that like geezer face like where he's like while he was getting confronted he was like and i was like dude i wonder how old he has gizer face where he's oh this the thought of people missing your facial expressions for the last two or three years it's just it's just the worst thing in the world to think about [EXPLICIT] uh he looks like uh the geezer phase if you're just listening to the audio of this is uh it's [EXPLICIT] uh clint eastwood in gran torino watch the next time they argued biden biden goes full [EXPLICIT] anger geezer holy [EXPLICIT] it's the same [EXPLICIT] face my my grandma made when i like she and i fought over the [EXPLICIT] ice ice i was getting hurt get out of here oh my god yeah that is a very real face there's like they like when someone walk… |
OUaPeTUeppw | what up everybody we're [EXPLICIT] live here we're fired to [EXPLICIT] up - yes god damn this is [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] anyone anybody well no but I was saying you dig this dude Jersey ray Donovan yes that's what I'm gonna do as my job you gotta read Donovan cancelled people pretty much I'm gonna go around smashing work I'm gonna smash any more tapes it's good did ray Donovan start out by getting cancelled right away no he got molested by a priest that's how it started yeah ray Donovan the spoiler alert is like his brother obviously got molested but it turns out ray did too but they're guys from Boston who got molested by priests and they're like they get hired to like it's funny because they're like Hollywood henchmen so they go around they're like covering up messes but it's just like now that like seeing all this stuff I would for sure it'd be like blackface yeah pictures and word tapes like it was funny I was at my parents last night and at dinner my mom was like oh they got Jimmy Kimmel he did blackface right and I was like no no Jimmy Fallon although yeah Jimmy Kimmel yeah his was the n-word mats it'd be not to get all Chapelle on it but it's like can it can a white guy be famous without doing blackface is this something they make us do to embarrass us wait what you always say you put black guys and dresses in Hollywood why they always put strong white men in black face and bro well I mean I'm I'm I'm starting to think this is a conspiracy dude you want to get into what's that called like embarrassment rituals you want you want to be you want to have power over somebody in Hollywood oh yeah maybe they don't even have to [EXPLICIT] a kid these days you can just toss them in blackface early in their career be like you work for me now well I mean I hate to say it but I'd say that's progress going from like true mandatory kid [EXPLICIT] to a some black Jess it's like maybe we can move on yeah yeah I mean dude instead of black but he's just like a fitted hat well also imagine just being like you know I can't we'r… |
O_dj0iXNJnc | [Music] [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] who I am back in high school I used to bust it to the dentist now we hit the FB of the holes in my hands [Music] foreign [Music] [Laughter] what do you have over there is that a special announcement yeah it's a very special announcement I'm trying to find the exact uh the exact thing what is the exact verbiage oh I think we just have to do a uh we have to just mention the we're doing a lot on sale the thing is on sale it's on sale right now yeah oh hell at the beginning of the episode which is right now perfect nice it's all on sale yes what is it it's a moment it's a live stream from moment house what is it though what is the show it's just a live stream it's a show it's a special show it'll be a live podcast it's going to be a live streamed on moment house on moment House filmed in New York City it's gonna be in New York City yep and there's gonna be some big special guests yeah man we're working on the guests yep now that we've secured a date today I think today we'll be able to reach out and ask the gate or the date should be if we get the guests if we get them we'll get somebody I'm sure we're gonna get somebody good they're huge but but the date is December 14th December 14th Chelsea Music Live on moment house is a Chelsea musical yeah Jesus Christ I believe they're 10 bucks it's 10 bucks tickets that'll be fun dude yeah I thought when they said pay-per-view I thought it was gonna be like 99. there's so much pressure 10 bucks though no 10 bucks when you see the guests we get yeah you're gonna say I'm glad I spent that 10 days whoa 10 bucks on a fly out of your pocket Foxy's gonna choose for itself to be like yeah hey ten bucks get back here I guess I'll watch it yes [EXPLICIT] I guess I'll check this out but yeah that's going to be that's the future streaming stuff is the future they figured it out streaming stuff is the future streaming stuff and paying to watch stuff immediately it certainly is the present dude let's just talk about this… |
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OxXFx1nZb1o | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA some fat lady acting like Martha Washington you have a fat ass she did have a fast but I figured it was in one of those dresses though wow wow Wes yes hell yeah dude we're here with the column what's up bro how's it going man yeah call him yeah [Laughter] all right here we go does that piss you off will people do that it can do yeah really why well no it's just certainly sometimes it's just like I know I get it but oh yeah but I don't I don't hate on their phone because it's like if I was Indian I'd be doing the same thing you know if an Indian was beside me I'd be all up in their face well that's you're that's the thing you're like the only one we can do this too I yeah I know you know if you were Indian I wouldn't be sitting here like oh yeah he just shaking my head yeah I wonder are you guys allowed to do that in Ireland shake the head yeah and make fun of me yeah darling you can do whatever you want yeah it's tough now because we didn't have immigrants forever so we were all just like yeah we love black people and stuff like that and then we just let a load of them in I know there's a lot of race Wars going on so it's like for years it was like for years we're like no there's no racism here it's like there's no one to be racist against yeah and now it turns out yeah we've got you guys are capable of it we've got some underlining problems I guess the guys who the guys who came over should have told you guys you know all the Irish people that came to America yeah they came back like oh we're very capable of it you wouldn't believe the the street behaved the racism where are you getting immigrants from um it's like New Jersey yeah yeah there's a lot of Mexicans come over really no no that's what they say dude that's a bad that's the Battle Royale if the lads and the Irish linked up they're they're linked dude Genetically speaking I really think dude we were talking about the mythology and the mine tail there's a uh cooling or whatever there is a kahulan in May… |
P4hJIuVYJk8 | [Music] [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Applause] if they're not coming after me they're coming after you I'm just standing in their way and I always will stand in their way [Music] this is how Legends are made [Music] I got some Bud Lights for us [Music] grandpa is feeling a little frisky today wow wow Wes [Laughter] they said sorry I didn't get fired from SNL I don't know dude I'm sorry I apologize I think I tried lashed out at me it's a legitimate question I couldn't I wasn't trying to be like a [EXPLICIT] I thought it was funny it hurt my feelings I thought it was funny to be fair Trump's got like 10 dudes standing outside the place you should be standing there till I get here dude it's all clear yourself man that's all clearer tables on the steps we're in Denver we had [EXPLICIT] security at our hotel did you so much so the first night I was like going around asking all the security guards I was like is this because the Golden State Warriors are in town are the Warriors staying in the hotel and they were like we can't tell you you can't tell you I was like [EXPLICIT] it's definitely the Warriors and then we got back from the show and they were like you can't go on the seventh floor I was like damn the Warriors are up there I'm going to the seventh floor get up there there's just secret service at the elevator like you can't be up here who was up there and I was like is it the Warriors and they're like yeah it's Draymond Green and then the doors closed and they laughed they laughed they're like [EXPLICIT] idiot oh yeah Draymond has Secret Service in the elevators it was Dr Jill yeah Dr Joe was in Denver she had Secret Service yeah she was upstairs banging the Secret Service probably a little secret rumor anyway oh I heard about that I heard about that a little rumors I mean I'm not gonna indict her over it's kind of their job though that's their job secret service job is there to pleasure High PR high power ladies you can't you don't have time to have sex with your wife and you're runnin… |
PRVK_6ggnSA | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] what's up YouTube boy this ain't no joke so I take her to her house pull up outside if you like you want to come in and watch a movie [Music] so in my mind I'm like let's get right to it entire time on straight break my Soldier was standing strong he was strong he was ready to fight and she like dang what's wrong with you I'm just like look I'm just a bit different so this [EXPLICIT] worked it worked it worked it worked I'm not a I'm not a a medical physician Wild Wild West yeah Bezos have never eaten soy sauce that's not true I've just seen you with consume soy I've never consumed soy in my life that's that's just patently I found that out when I was like nine I never touched it some people claim that's not yellow five I've never touched dude and I know that's true I know what adamame is and I like it yeah I know exactly what it means you're probably start lactating yeah do you think so no that's second that the yellow five thing dropped I stopped eating it [EXPLICIT] and you can see it in my balls I've seen you do the do you've never seen my ball you've never seen me drink mountains I've seen you do the do maybe in like third grade not since my balls that was before you knew once I found out I never touched yellow five again bananarons toss them every single you've never had you you've definitely had yellow five since uh wait what's yellow five it's a food dye so have you ever had cake at like a family party there's a sheet cake you've had yellow five dude I'd soy sauce too I could yeah tamari is it's also soy sauce anyway but yeah what tamari is like the gluten-free soy sauce but still has soy in it it does you're so you're a heavy soy dude dude I used to avoid it then I stopped because um if yours mask is me it's not gonna do anything it's not gonna affect I actually need it to kind of care about it you're like Jones I'm pretty masked so I like my it's doctor's orders you ever get the spins from like too much tea running through you all the time all… |
PW8edG580Vk | [Music] no you don't want nada you find yourself alone riding in green fields with a sun on your face do not be trouble [Music] or you are [Music] do [Music] yes dude yes yes wow man it's good to be here sorry from a little horse oh yeah i was hollering what were you hollering carrying on you i've never seen you carry on like i was carrying on man it was crowd surfing dude that was skankfest was fun skating first was a lot of fun it was maybe too much fun i had too much fun i'll be honest with you i had the perfect amount of fun you did well you tend to i take it i took it easy yeah i took it east it's tea totally but i would say sli i almost like tea totally i try to alter my states when i'm in like more of a therapeutic setting i know it's not an attack dude i know you hate that what my way i alter my states in a strict like strictly spiritual context what the hell are you talking about why do i hate that that was an attack no no you always are they oh what was my impression getting high is different or i don't know i'm not attacking i'm trying to make you as comfortable as possible okay what the [EXPLICIT] dude we're sitting here hanging out i know whatever you had this [EXPLICIT] attack in your back pocket this whole time it wasn't even attack we're watching gladiator together it was great but you have a secret if you have it you knew not it wasn't a secret attack dude you might be the son dude i'm definitely mad don't hug me dude i will squeeze you to death yes you're in a very deep therapeutic statement no i wasn't that's i'm saying i avoided it oh nice the um no that's you caught well you called me a tea total or which is kind of a you know is that a nice thing no dude teetotaler someone who takes sobriety to the point where they're just like very kind oh never mind although i think it's something i i thought it was somebody who no i i'm mistaken kind of t-totals the line i [EXPLICIT] that up i could be wrong i could just no i think you're right i think you're right i could just squeezing you you could nev… |
QCKTkMJCMjM | no you don't want nada wow wow wes dude gardeini is bruce springsteen man i'm talking to me and now we're talking on the way up yeah we picked him up he's he's in a bruce springsteen town yeah yeah i saw that town absolutely bruce springsteen i played dancing in the dark as soon as i picked him up play as soon as he stepped in i picked him up and i played pain true that's what i played for him where have you been fishing fishing in the creek dude he's giving him hell too i've seen the fishing hole he's trying to get on rogan that's what he's doing as an outdoorsman yeah he's like a bit of a i'm a bit of sportsman myself myself mr rogan hey joe i'm a bit of a sportsman yeah there's a you know how they like take old factories they take old factories now and they uh make them into apartment things and like the whole allure is like this used to be a chocolate factory yeah there was one near him that was a snuff factory and he was telling me it's where all the divorced dads go so they get divorced there's enough that's enough yeah they said make snuff our process tobacco into snuff oh okay so it's just a bunch of guys like powdery tobacco haze grinding dried tobacco and a powder and there's that's where all the [EXPLICIT] divorce dads go live in the snuff factory it is bruce springsteen town wow north jersey and there's a park behind that where he fishes or it's just dad's on visitation just every dad whenever you're out there fishing they must stare out their windows on that side of the building and watch yeah you got a lawyer that reminds me that reminds me of my boy that i lost that's why how old my boy is right now look at him do you have a microphone so you think you should be talking we do keep asking him questions but yeah gardenia he goes and fishes and one of the one of the estranged dads gave him a lure try to gift him a lord really yeah i was gonna ask him a question we'll have to deck this room out and give him producers i'm like we could probably make this right yeah i could have gotten another mic they a… |
RXSIzNuGZ44 | [Music] [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada internet can deliver the entirety of human knowledge to a young girl in a remote Village single handheld device [Music] [Applause] [Music] they delivered us a clear history [Music] a Wes hell yeah we're live and rolling hell what's up guys what's up dudes what's up Michael Rainey John delcalo thank you for having us man dude [EXPLICIT] my goddamn pleasure dude dude we can't get enough of each other lately John yeah dude [Laughter] [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] rules what's so I had the idea of the people all right so little stinkers is basically like I like little rascals better so we might change it so from now on [EXPLICIT] idiot guys basically what Little Rascals is it's a bunch of badass kids it's one trench coat and three kids two of them are probably sucking the other kid's dick that's why I don't say anyone's name either I meet a guy I'm like hey I'll take an attempt to their name they're just like what I'm like I call people dude from now on dude but we're having the time of our lives little stinkers yeah but basically if I [EXPLICIT] 50 years old kid you guys got Little Rascals who go ahead and talk about it we've already done Alfalfa three times he's just a real [EXPLICIT] buckwheat so yeah you spotlight you spotlight serial murderers dude it's just [EXPLICIT] up people people that have done [EXPLICIT] up things who also happen to be very funny like last night we did a mob guy that was like our first uh break away from serial killers well there technically are they're just glorified right that's true yeah I mean I mean he probably did kill a few hundred people so she's a different League of like he's doing it for for money yeah he sold out he sold out yeah he's a sellout but we're having Time Of Our Lives we just switched over to doing them weekly so I get to see this handsome devil I wasn't trying to hold your hand you know okay yeah yeah when you when I heard about him I think that rules yeah he's so good he's perfect for it and uh Jake Matera does … |
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SMMLM8p5IcA | episode 308 we're here this is it we're on 308. i can't believe it dude i can't believe our staff's blatantly high our staff gets high they get they're [EXPLICIT] hippies i mean lemare hides it pretty well noah's visibly intoxicated he's inebriated dude he's showing his ass he's high and showing his ass that's the type of interns we get here that's how that's the level of respect he has i'm gonna tell too it's up to me right at the end of this you know when you go on to another position like how was he like he was always high he was high off his ass and he was a smart aleck [Laughter] good worker but he was always high always high and a bit of a back talker but other than that he's he's good kid he really didn't bring much other than that didn't offer a lot he's a good boy noah does a lot behind the scenes noah does a lot dude i'm like a russian pimp i just drug addict to the people who work for me like here you go chop up some clips here's a gram here's a nug do the clips have you been have you even have you been the plug dude are you matt the plug i took the boys up i made wheat ice cream recently really i made wheat ice cream and um i ate it and i watched level on the spectrum and i was convinced i was convinced i was autistic i was watching that show high and i was just like what do you do if she doesn't like dinosaurs i was watching i was convinced dude i was like i'm i definitely have this and was fully like damn dude i look like if an australian is [EXPLICIT] they just look like me somebody was like how can you tell if someone's [EXPLICIT] if they have an australian accent yeah because they all sound [EXPLICIT] they're hard wow and i was like well then the the regular australians are just like tan hot people yeah and then if you're [EXPLICIT] you just look exactly like me if you don't look like a model it's no just it's no delineation pale frumpy [EXPLICIT] that stayed inside no that uh yeah everybody's gonna be talking about this show it's literally a show designed for i feel like it's weird dude it is we… |
SbqvFf7qJeM | [Music] no you [Music] and then again and then again and then again here we go now this is either again we'll decide later this is you're either on the patreon or this is free on youtube okay um we're we left off at lbj so lbj so lbj um first of all there's an interesting tie-in a person that ties together jfk lbj and nixon is it my father's cut it's your mother's car is it really no it really works no there are some parts of history your mother's [EXPLICIT] did not figure into there's only a few but the place the person who's sort of the that combines these three figures in an interesting way is jackie jackie oh because um first of all obviously she's connected to jfk because he [EXPLICIT] her yeah but there's great first of all and i i've been to like every presidential library not not everyone i didn't do a lot and nixon's has this really weird artifact they always have these artifacts like the the actual written so there's these notes it's a letter written by jackie oh to nixon right after uh jfk was shot like it's one of the first things she did and it's like on hotel stationery and it's just in her hand and it's like many it's many pieces like little notepad pieces she sat down and wrote a letter to richard nixon because the thing with all these families is they all hung out together so even if they were political enemies like if if kennedy and nixon are debating uh pat nixon yeah and uh and what and um what's her name and and jackie hung out they were all their faces traveled what's that his wife's name was pat patricia nixon was she cute i mean i don't would you [EXPLICIT] her you know ladies back then yeah yeah yeah she was a lady yeah yeah it just sucks he's you know the other cool guy he was he was he was desperately in love with him he's got pat yeah yeah he really loved her very much patricia the thing of the story about her that i love is that nixon um she was a librarian there's a lot of stories about presidents that have this in their in their history he went to the library and there was this beau… |
Sfkxozmg7S8 | thing we hear news alive do the PR Eric dude you're around snakes come on Mike dude King a podcast you hear the [EXPLICIT] man since it your podcast it's not a secret no more now that I'm here now you guys are on the map yeah you are a third pick today we too had to drop down and like holy [EXPLICIT] we never had Lewis oh the [EXPLICIT] you don't have to say that feeling good do you not know how to get the best out of somebody on our podcast let me give you a podcast young videos podcasting lessons man Shane ladies and gentlemen your sponsors to leave in your shitty studio to fail dude slithering to come work it [EXPLICIT] shat nation dude you don't nobody nobody's on the dole at chat digital dude everyone pulls their own weight there's not even any money transferred it's a future company after Bitcoin is it's just after this is a company for after currency just isn't a thing we're just a conglomerate that just don't you know our finances are is all conjoined in like a weird way no not V any kind of wallet or currency it's unbelievable it's a better way it's it's unbelievable it's unbelievable what we built it's the better way well here--here's thing I'd like to learn from you guys about finance and future finance and I'll teach you guys about podcasting together we could maybe change the world so I was checking my Robin Hood app my stocks are up right now ain't how are you dude I've missed you I know I missed you too I'm doing all right I uh yeah I'm good how's she going out there everything's good man it's it's really nice out here but uh yeah just you know it still sucks no matter where you are yeah like I'm here I don't I don't know what I'm assuming Stanhope's like pretty rich but there's no way he has a nice home it's impossible yeah it is nice oh really nice yeah I mean it's it's his money on like you know ornaments that's actually exactly right there's nice lawn ornaments cool lawn ornaments that's give me the float please so he is like a main house there's a guest house and then a like a bar on my house … |
SuvKo_0hNys | we on realize yes he's doing a [EXPLICIT] thing yes it's time it is time dude it's time to [EXPLICIT] rip it's time dude you got you got beef going on edit I got had beef yeah beef in the house me and Phil a beef in the last two days what are you guys beefing on uh he's working on the yard like he's like planting flowers and [EXPLICIT] yeah and if he does something he is such a [EXPLICIT] what do you mean like because he's doing that I'll walk around and be like what are you doing today he's just like just constant [EXPLICIT] like so earlier today I did this interview with this this Irish kid it was pretty funny and the one time he comes down the steps to work in his his computers down here yeah the only time in the day he came down was it's like a 20 minute interview he comes down like [EXPLICIT] dad walk down he needs to be here every time I record something he's like what the [EXPLICIT] Shane like he like spazzed oh he's pissed dude he got pissed I tell you this he was yeah I told you this I beeped the horn while he was cutting along yeah he lost his [EXPLICIT] mind where's wearing my hat and he took it off and threw it in the yard and walked inside why'd you beep at him I forget it why did you beat just take my [EXPLICIT] hat off it was covered in sweat it was like a ring of sweat in my [EXPLICIT] hat wearing that damn dude yeah beep damn it scared him and then he got he was like I was making fun of most like you're like my niece I was like you were my knees - the only ones I know that spaz when they get scared oh he's yeah things haven't been good why don't you do some of yard work with the old man I offered like 10 different times I was like you need help with that it was like now I'm fine and didn't know is he's not mad that I'm not helping he's mad that he's he just did something so he's like he's a [EXPLICIT] yeah he's trying to make it seem like what you're doing is [EXPLICIT] is you're not out there huh not even that necessary yeah that for sure there's definitely tones of that but he's just angry like… |
TTXY1fG6ilU | what's up bro what up you're back in the heartland I'm back home dude back in my mommy and daddy's basement that's that's a good feeling dude I'm in my basement right now it's a nice feeling to be a mommy and daddies this is where your podcasts the vested this was the less yeah we didn't episode down here I'm in crossing spot it was cited by the press the press did say that we called southern soldiers so gay and you believe it how are you chillin dude I'm I'm getting my my whole squad I got a right now I'm point man for the whole squad Jackson's got diarrhea Matilda's mean generally weird so I have to my dog takes dumps diarrhea's in my backyard drops piles basically you have to watch three days I've been on dump watch being like come on drop just show me some kind of thing resembling like a proto turn because when it turns when his diarrhea turns there's like it'll be kind of like slippery little slugs I'm like just trust me I know about it I know when that diarrhea turns what you're working with that's the light at the end of the tunnel I'm waiting for the light at the end that's why you you're looking for the curve to flatten on the dog diarrhea exactly you're trying to flatten that keep where people are saying I'm too optimistic too hopeful get Rho saying how great how great is our God did he's doing it my president right now is doing a good job my president you can slander him all you want slander him all you want but our president sorry he was optimistic sorry yeah sorry that's just trying to get authoritarianism passed we're not gonna let it Facebook's already starting they're like tracers and stuff Facebook Facebook and Google are already like oh we're already working on this thing to track B it's like okay yeah it all guys think tinkering on that and that's all you guys do what are you talking to people are getting red pilled left and right yeah man I was just talking to it I was just talking to Claire she just got red pilled it's like I didn't know uh I know Bill Gates was such a bad guy I was like whoa… |
Tn1EjThMN5c | [Music] [Music] no you [Music] [Music] know [Music] we've assembled the broski's yeah dude that's what it's all about right now it's all that matters yeah that's the only thing that will get us through this dude just loving our bros just forging the bonds tighter than ever yeah i feel it dude it's all feel the love that's all we can do right yeah you're the one tearing it apart how oh could that be yeah i mean skis don't show emotional dude you can't do that true ski what zero emotion can't show that's not i've been riding that train for too long i'm gonna start letting my light shine you've been real yeah you got it i've been holding back a model for yourself afraid of the criticism you know what i'm just going to be me that's what i'm talking about you think you haven't been emotional no no no well i've only i've only i haven't i haven't i haven't pushed the top i've been all negative i let the negative come out but i don't show the positivity almost zero positive value right right so that's time yeah you gotta change it take a look at these yeah almost all positives these are what are you what are you grateful for right now top five being here this is fun yeah being around my boys nice not showing emotion yes that's just two through five right there easing it up yeah yeah it's good i learned a lot from the bees this weekend just positive energy yeah yeah man just keeping it i was just like the dog [EXPLICIT] how was your guy's hotel we had a great time we all right we did have fun but it was a weird situation there yeah yeah we got there and the hotels were booked up so i couldn't because of the tournament sure so they got the boys the boys stayed on the marshmallows the broski's had to ge going to the outskirts of town what and find a shitty hotel we found the closest cheapest hotel and then so there was a there was if the venn diagram of places the broskies can stay and where the strippers are staying yeah yeah they those hotels tend to be fortresses of prostitutes yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of every time … |
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UA8Fib60Eh4 | [Music] [Music] no you [Applause] [Music] wes i'm not ready yet okay let's go i was like jeez how are you pretty good dude i chickened out i didn't do it yeah i went upstairs and just faked it i laid up there the whole time was like you just smoked a little bit of pie yeah i smoked cbd weed and just laid there oh man well you're probably chill as [EXPLICIT] though true my allergies have reached stage i'm in stage are they bad stage four damn really that's my life terminal they're terrible your allergies are terminals these allergies continue this way i have one month you might seize up your sinuses but you might have to get your sinuses just removed just go full michael chat that's what happened to michael jackson yeah it bad house allergies got so bad like we need to remove your nose mr jackson we have to turn your skin weight and remove your nose he was like god damn it that sucks he's goddamn allergies he's like man i ain't getting no goddamn allergy you know that's how michael jackson talked a lot of people don't know that before he had allergies yeah yeah started talking all white and [EXPLICIT] true they're like all right those are movies about whales and he was like i guess i will i know god damn nowhere [Laughter] yeah man all the at this dude i was just like someone could have given him zertek dude side effect of bad allergies dude before they take your nose apparently you get into pedophilia yeah you can't breathe through your sinuses that ain't right for you to say that about michael what about michael about doing pedophilia yeah i have the proof dude that michael did it i've seen the videos of him and my colleague culkin it's pretty clear mccauley claimed gnaw of course they're just a good [EXPLICIT] paid what a good friend though that's why there's home alone four dude true there's a video i mean again i i don't i'm not going to say for sure but i did a little investigation one time there's a video mj hanging out with macaulay culkin yeah and he's holding a water balloon and michael jackson's going l… |
UB4r9OOmMGo | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA Bill Barber was a popular teacher and football coach at Garnet Valley Middle School but State Police say he used that position to sexually assault a former student in his office two weeks ago but your body makes me crazy this podcast is about positivity ugh bringing positivity into people's lives because people really need it especially after the dark couple of years we've had which I feel very sorry for all those people have had to go through all those hardships sorry guys rules for the podcast uh I will not allow any conversations about drugs or Weaponry or violence mass shootings massacres or any devastating events that happened in the past none of those things because they could could trigger bad memories and cause people to become offended but some of them are pretty touchy subjects most importantly my podcast has a strict no covert talk policy which means nobody including myself is allowed to talk about anything related to the virus including lockdowns politics and vaccines people have heard enough about that for one day wow wow Wes ugh what's up dude hello what's going on Fred how are you pretty good man doing all right pretty good actually you might think that I wore these silly socks today but no I didn't that wasn't on purpose no these are my I have like tiers of my favorite socks these are probably like level three out of how many tears uh about five or six oh yeah I have like five different seasons these are medium socks for you yeah they're Hospital socks they have grip oh that's nice it's nice those comfy shoes oh dude it's crazy I'm wearing my cool Notre Dame dude basically I'm on the team at this point you're like the Heisman Trophy itself dude dude that's been touching it you're flexible I am flexible I can suck my own dick dude you're about to get roasted rogie's got in trouble but everybody thinks why would they use that against you it's funny to make fun of somebody for a joke they made yeah to be like yeah I'm fat and then people be like yo… |
URT_LeGKeI0 | [Music] [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] in Hawaii my hair here Amaya armatia Texas the Wild Wild West I just have dirty water is it a glass of disgusting water I think there's a lemon water I don't know this is my some coffee I poured yeah I like to drink dirty water dude I know so I do that I'll take my coffee mug for the morning and just hit it it's like get a little something I want the ice for my water yeah and you get the coffee taste you get to continue the Coffee Kick kind of and it was also I was chewing tobacco and I don't like to dip in the for some reason if the spitter has anything in it I don't like it anyway that makes sense welcome to the podcast guys this is basically this is basically a [EXPLICIT] Victory lap episode yeah dude what a dramatic weekend what a victory it's crazy oh dude I mean again it's just you know sitting there what was it Thursday night yeah get the call Thursday night dude no idea yeah I'm rocking my youngest and all of a sudden I go it's time I said Matt holy get on a plane get on the plane as fast as you can so I couldn't sleep obviously I couldn't sleep yeah dude you knew your ex The Joe Rogan Experience all right dude our hair was a drums I was like [EXPLICIT] dude I I was like excited and I went it was like 30 seconds of excitement and then like four hours of like you're gonna [EXPLICIT] this up [EXPLICIT] idiot I spent the night before it I forgot Ari was there Ari came to Tim yeah yeah I literally spent the night before I did Rogan the first time like in a pool like floating just like this is weird like I was like it just feels weird dude you know you know what I mean and always such a nice guy he's like yeah yeah it's like dude I feel like I'm gonna [EXPLICIT] like this is just weird dude that's all I could do I don't like it yeah I I uh yeah there's definitely a feeling that's unlikable of the whole thing it's just like this is yeah I had the same thing when I got SNL yeah I was like I don't this is weird it's just too much this isn't thin… |
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Vv3SBRyXpwc | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA the black counties on the field the first search is exceptional the movement is outstanding the black cat lies through brilliant go two brilliant brilliant goal detecting deep fakes is a tough task are you worried that you won't be able to tell a real video from a fake one how do you feel about it wow wow Wes cat scoring goal yeah dude I was just that autistic dude that says like yes mundane [EXPLICIT] yeah it walks off like it's something there's a crazy event happening this weekend have we begun dude have we begun we've only just dude do we ever did we ever even stop that's the question from last week that's the question this is big dude what was it just a cat scoring a goal yeah autism watch that's [EXPLICIT] did you say is that real no no no no no no [Laughter] you should put it yeah Dolphins can do it Dolphins easily my dad's on the game it's crazy what they could do these days uh but yeah anything the coolest stuff is found every day a cat want one or an honest soccer I'm like that definitely happened the first time I watched it I did I had a moment where I was like you can't train a cat yeah the first time you see it the first time the ball hits him you're like maybe that happened yeah I have a child's brain like they purposely hit him or yeah the ball was just going by any yeah I've seen some dogs surfing I've seen some dogs [Laughter] watching like a fat security guard trying to catch like a raccoon on a baseball field yeah I was watching yeah there's some good animals on animals on field compilations on YouTube you can treat yourself to that can we just bleep what the cat did sweet no one knows in fact I'll send you the video [Laughter] how the heck are you guys but yeah both you guys have been sending me that South African guy he's so [EXPLICIT] funny it's he's he's locked on to it the way you locked on it the cat video cat videos I can't get enough of this guy every 10 minutes did I send you the one with the primary Prince Harry gave up a whole nati… |
VysFq8mvsgs | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want NADA Mr lizard put down your pipe for a minute and listen good look at me when I'm talking to you son I looked into your eyes while I watched these surveillance films and there was nothing only Darkness like a crawling thing badass bar has been around for a long time it's a place where Cowboys come to unwind the cash you stole is gone invested in the final demise of your Humanity your days are numbered and you know it because even though your pockets were briefly filled your soul is eternally empty ever since I was a kid the beginning of football season was something I really look forward to it was just a beautiful bear American thing no matter what was going on in the world or something in my own life the NFL was there American professional football was pure and real and badass and patriotic now let's go watch the NFL anymore the NFL is dead to me because the American flag did waves above me is a lie inside of me I'm gonna have a cheeseburger here with fries and a coke and leave a nice tip for the waitress the Wild Wild West hey Sean if you would have fallen that would have been the best if you would have taken out your Fine China and he would have [EXPLICIT] wrecked your child took out the camera bug thing I guess just a bunch of I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Matthew's not here he's getting nose surgery she's getting a nose job no no he broke his nose he was body surfing and he smashed his face wait really how bad of it did he have the shattered did he have the black eyes oh yeah yeah he was fine so it's gonna be a big reveal when he gets here like that's today he's getting his like stints out of his nose today do you think his family's gonna be around uh Billy's going to be like what the [EXPLICIT] I told uh I told his lovely wife to film him when he was post-surgery thinking it would be funny looking up on drugs and he was Furious he was mad yeah he was high on he just got out of surgery he was like get the [EXPLICIT] out of here I always come say hi t… |
X1x9rdq2KeU | [Music] no you don't want nada my name called that black but when you see me i'm white my name is black but when you see me i'm white you're framing that's my gemini twin and all that that's my um what's his vibe like cool that's super grumpy he's a super gremlin yeah uh i'm wine i didn't call it when you see me i'm white [Music] the honorable president the honorable dt i'm a suburban dude wild wild west we're [EXPLICIT] live dude we're in live yo guess what dude and we're in full control right now are you in full control right now i mean i've never been in full [EXPLICIT] control like this full [EXPLICIT] i was actually out of control this whole week really yeah we're in full control after skanks went to texas yeah blacked out on a wednesday did you yeah oh on the podcast drank on the podcast and that was a lot you drank many beers and then drank that was it we started filming at one oh we had a show at eight i just kept that thing oh did you really yeah till [EXPLICIT] 2 am and i had to fly the next morning sounds like you were in full control though i was in complete control complete control dude i was on the edge how did the show go i was on the edge oh where are you i was about to break and uh then i flew to florida got the flight was delayed in the morning then my connecting flight was delayed yeah then i got there i had to go straight to the show from the flight from the hungover flight oh oh yes and the first flight hungover i i didn't even get first class what you believe that a guy like me wearing a mar-a-lago polo didn't get first class what are you talking about you were huddled in the back i had to dude i can't do it i'm too fat and wide i have to i literally i was against the wall but like my arm i have to keep it like this otherwise it's who's sitting next to you just a nice woman it's the best just a nice prettier old woman it was nice but i still felt bad putting my entire body against her she's got to merge with her you got to become one with her yes she's going to turn around as soon as you tur… |
X4990tqGshM | [Music] no you [Music] my only wow friend wes oh i just snorted some zan yes oh man welcome to the show can you do xenos enough or will it burn i don't have no idea can you even snuffle it in i'll give it a shot i'll do some lines of zen this weekend i might i might just do bombs just start doing lines absolutely i started doing key bumps just reaching this excuse me yeah it's a way to like like nicotine gum for coke yeah snorting zin dude if you were in a business meeting you started snorting tobacco oh yeah should be like excuse me yeah if your assistant came in with like you ever see those like those horns they pack them up with tobacco and go and blow it up your nose yes yeah dude if it was that oh that was sure what that was um look dude let's just get right into it you want to get in hard man i've gone through pr disasters before none like this none like this absolute pr disaster this is a nightmare dude oh my god we've had it we've had like a 72 hour warranty and the news the news broke at the worst possible i know all right so for those of you who are unfamiliar yes i promised billy that i would go paintballing at matt's bachelor party yes and i made it very clear that i did not trust anybody there with a paintball gun and myself now will i say that factored into my decision yes slightly i had no idea what paintballing was when i got there yeah i realized that would have never been the case however this is tough take your time dude take your time i just let so many people down i had no idea how important it was to everybody i had no idea how important it was to me yeah i called matt i got on reddit the next morning and called matt and i was like dude i'm so sorry like i had did i like let you down he's like no what are you talking about then i called spot i was like dude am i [EXPLICIT] gay so yes guys your reddit comments do affect me they hurt my [EXPLICIT] feelings that was funny i was driving home well first of all that the whole weekend has to be recounted to give it proper to give it proper cars i d… |
XPELuWHcTac | see yeah yeah see what it comes off us so you're live dude you're live Wow Wow you're the mix I mean I can hold my mic like this there's no big deal I think I can put I mean I can put mine down but I'm just gonna this is mine's a condenser mic as well so mines I mean mine state-of-the-art that is pretty tight where'd you get that thing office Maqsood little it's like a little boy is something funny about this there's nothing funny about that good ever since row knees you've had a badass if you're talking [EXPLICIT] yeah I'm just down here's five o'clock somewhere baby did your Jimmy Buffett I'm Jimmy Buffet do I it's Spring Break 2020 dude it's endless summer true you're just catching the easier summer wave I've been just searching for the perfect wave god damn there's babes how's the new [EXPLICIT] waves how's the baby jeez damn bro these two rooms like right here are no I mean the hottest girls uh they're all perfect dude what are they doing rum pissing really the frolicking are they locked in now they're out they're out partying dude I should show if you get locked down you should Shawshank to their room I should burrow through doc I might [EXPLICIT] man through that wall the middle of the night it's [EXPLICIT] at the wall there's so hot I went out to the elevator and then there was one that was in like a flesh-colored bikini like and with a song and she was just too it's it's crazy Barbie it's like Barbie doll gear they're all they were literally all perfect they have I just walk to the next door in your room that leads to their room dad no I don't think so I could just scale the balcony get to the baby girls or die trying yeah yes bit some game dude there it's it's crazy and I don't think I could even I can't talk to them dude I I look like a I like catch glimpses full-length mirror glimpses it's it's not great what I look like are you talking about your hot no I'm not shy lean into it related to what being a [EXPLICIT] a loan guy pretending a loan down here is weird pretend your room service get into their … |
YO0eU05UQH4 | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] [Music] Wes [Music] guys we're on the pot the pod's on go [EXPLICIT] yeah this is tough how do you go about I usually just sit here usually I've met I really can make a mat though Matt gives me ideas Matt just talks and I get to sit here and go what without matter I'm gonna just I gotta find why are you picking your nose like a little kid what the fingers I was getting that nose the place I was getting it it was on the inside of the top left nostril it doesn't matter inside left how do you get it but like you were like covering it up your thumb's big as [EXPLICIT] to pick your nose with yeah you should just be able to pick your nose too like hold on guys just because Matt's away doesn't mean this is gonna be a free-for-all bill go ahead what was it you're trying to say thank you uh I'm supporting me wrong don't talk over each other don't talk over each other no what's going on guys how are you nothing yes just come up here what'd I say dude I can't believe you did you guys but um I'm I've changed my entire mindset on this entire thing yeah what so it's gonna become a pro I have to adjust to ride with Billy Billy's going pro I have to go wherever bill goes what you're a pronoun Bill's a pro now I have to follow him around or anything I do I give 110 percent accept your job huh that you quit well I was giving 110 until I started working you quit your job yeah he's a pro podcaster now he came up here this is why you're dressed like this dude that's sick yeah it's sick this is Dad's jacket stop it's my dad it's cool as [EXPLICIT] I just didn't know you're a hipster like that I think it looks good I think it looks cool I think it looks sick it's got the right stitching to hold the right places you got the Justin Bieber boots you can't hit him in the first minute yeah baby Philly will go down you see just Terminator scan me to see what what it would be I can't I can't hate or anyone sneaks dude I literally just bought boots sneaks are cool though I bought som… |
YOaNjQe07dQ | stoners tighten your straps matt treated the two stoners for the beautiful christmas gifts yup you guys look good deeper deeper christmas we wanted to get you minion shirts but there was only one site that would give you guys minion shirts it was in southeast asia and i didn't trust it to be honest i would have taken it would have taken like four weeks well you didn't just get beat on an ice cream maker from uh europe what happened i got beat for a hundred bucks i was gonna make start making wheat ice cream and they i spent 100 bucks on an ice cream maker dude haven't gotten it it's dropped down i got i got scammed where in europe was it from i have no idea i just had some one of those nonsense phone numbers like two three period yeah ellipses four four five six like okay one of their made up numbers yeah this just some [EXPLICIT] they should have gone with us on that they don't even know if they're like a country or they're like are we all a country yeah they're [EXPLICIT] up europe's going back into a dark age yes yeah they were they were really they're going back to their um their roots in the middle ages of just being an absolute waste of space they spent like a good like 600 years when uh you know you know dude when islam was spreading and europe was just like they literally didn't have money like they had no money they didn't even nobody had any coin the government didn't have coins they're like sorry guys like the arabs are [EXPLICIT] killing us like all right yeah let's go take their [EXPLICIT] step it up can't come out get them out of spain make the [EXPLICIT] hungarians fight them off in the pollocks yeah there must have been some good battles the hungarians in the polars yeah like yeah just a battle of square heads dude yeah my head's larger and more square than yours blasphemy yes oh gay billy's calling you oh [EXPLICIT] straight billy sorry sorry yo we have with us today our guest one half of the coward hour podcast with friend of the podcast barn dog clark bond aircraft dude and today we have nick o… |
Yh3Bi_4HiEE | [Music] no you have you seen invisible man it's the ultimate it is a white woman fantasy yeah and then there's a real plot twist when it's revealed she's pregnant recently which means the invisible man [EXPLICIT] her and creampied her asleep hold on the invisible man and he would have had to have taken his dick out of the suit so that means there was just a dick floating we are live wow here wow lemaire's back dude at the big kids table dude thank you left the little kid dude thank you he's a saboteur i think lemaire trashed the set up before he left he definitely yes he came in and helped fix our setup after we fired him from production yeah we needed some help someone else is getting fired i might fire myself i might i [EXPLICIT] quit i might kill myself this shit's [EXPLICIT] hard i might matt you do a great job on those intro videos man thank you bro yeah is what it is please come on those are good that's been making oh man the intro video is so good it's not me dude yeah it is not me bro yeah lemare is that a white power ranger that's the yellow is that the yellow ranger no it's the black power ranger with the dragon shield armor on do you feel necessary to wear dragon shield before you came here no yeah i was at the gym and this is how i like to work out like a power ranger [EXPLICIT] yeah yeah i was at the y i was yeah yeah with old ladies i was hanging out with no that's good hell yeah my cousin used to do that he used to wear sweatsuits like depending on what ranger he wanted to be yeah pretty tight he was the red ranger a lot i remember red ranger was a hunk i was more of a green ranger guy tommy come on man yeah he came in like yeah tommy was the bad boy right i mean yeah yeah trust me some may call us that but yeah i was more of a fan of the guy talking the head did you like gordon i just love the way he handled his business true just like go get it done i'll tell you guys what to do yeah yeah he was the fact that he was just a head holding it down like that she didn't take no back talk yeah what were… |
Yp0sGWJd9G8 | we're here dude we're live it could be it could crap out at any moment though so be ready for that I mean in these end days dude that's all that can be had I mean the transmission is definitely gonna get severed sometimes the transmissions are tough dude how are you I miss you dude I miss you man miss you bad [EXPLICIT] genuinely miss you I was thinking about how [EXPLICIT] sick our life would be right now if we were up in the studio I know this is [EXPLICIT] we should be ripped in the studio it's sick vid for everybody first of all look that behind you up to the top right corner bro what's on that wall where top right corner wooden plaque above the fridge a bunch of wine Oprah's okay I thought it was a thought of some sort of different calligraphy I was like what the [EXPLICIT] are you Shane oh you thought it was those Mandarin bro house like yo bro what the [EXPLICIT] yeah they want the chat cops one dude I went full I bet they had you quarantined in China I was like [EXPLICIT] you you're locked in we gotta get you out oh if I was fibbing everybody about my whereabouts your quarantines actually in Rohan you are people zero now dude I got [EXPLICIT] red pilled hard by Alex Jones this week well you know how video Jewish I just watched the whole you can watch them all live like the next day you can watch the full episode would watch too let's see on right is he on YouTube what's like what channel would think he's on baby's not video and that video dude that video the one of him saying that he knows who Q is and he's giving Q two weeks to come out might be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life dude this it's so funny that he's jealous of Q and although China Hugh gets everyone's like dude Alex Jones is an Israeli informant he's psychotic I like it I mean dude do to be like to hear about Q and be like yeah obviously Q sweats the [EXPLICIT] out of me it's like you have to be just the best to be like kind of cutest a casual you guys don't know Q is how you who you is yeah I'll tell you who Q is right now Duke u… |
Yt5FhU4_qbU | [Music] Desperado Rough Rider no you don't want nada [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't know [Music] wow wow Wes let's go yes another trip around the Sun how did you feel about this year for yourself I had a good year I thought about killing myself over the summer yeah which method um I didn't decide on that but I was in the middle of the field at the end of our street screaming my [EXPLICIT] brain is broken the father were people there but Jamie talked me off the ledge but other than that a pretty good year she taught me off the second base other than that one pretty tragic experience I'm doing pretty good now though yes Mike Rainey happy birthday happy birthday bro wish for something special happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday [Music] [Applause] happy birthday to you do not cry happy birthday what a start happy birthday do you think why do they make the room doc you think that's to symbolize dang it no I smoke that Noah Blaze that [EXPLICIT] no put a wet towel under the door do you think that's to symbolize the uterine Darkness turning the lights off yeah you think it's a symbolize being in the womb what's the candle then oh that would be nice the birth canal the light yeah how funny it is when other little kids cry when they can't blow it out [Laughter] when you see them open presents it's so funny with like four years old they'll be like what's he have the cousins come over and they just like start taking the box like you have to give it back and scream cry I I that I I was in that phase for a very long time like late like a teenager I'm done opening my Christmas presents like what's up they got more than me would you be dressed like a Puerto Rican Power Ranger there dude how dude this is the nocta collection from Drake and Nike you could never even dream of this foreign [Music] you have to be down there chilling anytime you're outside just go yeah I ordered the doctor I'm part of the nocta it also a baklava is what completes it I would need that the kid is the sick of [EXPLICIT] food a… |
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